Let's face it...we're ALL on the naughty list (plus new availability!)

Word has it on the North Pole that not only am I on the naughty list, they wrote my name IN SHARPIE.

So...since it's fairly certain I'm getting coal in my stocking this year, might as well make the most of it and have fun for the rest of the year! Want to be naughty...together?

I have new availability since I last posted...this is both in call and out

Saturday Dec 19 (today) - January 3, including Christmas (plans fell through) and New Year's. I'm splitting my time between here and Hampton Roads area. Let me know your date preferences!

I know you can only go out so many times for "more holiday lights" so I'm offering a 30 min. non-FS special for $100 (I'll have you back on the road and in line at Home Depot in no time!), a nice, straightforward "lite GFE" special for $200/hr, and the non-rush, super-Mistletoe-charged GFE you all know and love for $300.  

Yup, that's naughty, all right.  

That's the good news, the bad news is I screen new clients SO HARD (min 3 great references, must have TER ID, etc. etc.). And I don't take P411. Preference for existing clients  Email me for details.  

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Happy Holidays and kisses to everyone on the naughty list!