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Hi! I got screwed - not in the happy way...
jordanbaker See my TER Reviews 6003 reads
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1 / 8

I was recently maligned by a newbie - DarrenAnthony. Not true, insulting to even address the whole debacle. All I can say is that ladies should steer clear and fella's..., talk to my other fellas. This guy was trying very hard to cheap out. I find it hard to believe someone would report such nonsense after multiple happy moments - if you know what I mean. I will be in DC next week to correct this impression in person. If any of you boys are interested...

STPhomer 176 Reviews 3789 reads
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2 / 8

Reviews like the one you refer to are totally disregarded by experienced hobbyist. I suppose is sucks that it lowers you average  and perhaps ranking...but geesh...anyone who knows you knows better. So fergidaboutit.

Orlimar 62 Reviews 3057 reads
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3 / 8

STP is right on the money -- no one pays any attention to a review that is so out-of-line with everything else.  Still -- it sucks!

OzzieM 2 Reviews 3919 reads
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4 / 8

You're a very well respected member of this Board and community and we rally around our own.  I hope to see you very soon.

Posted By: jordanbaker
I was recently maligned by a newbie - DarrenAnthony. Not true, insulting to even address the whole debacle. All I can say is that ladies should steer clear and fella's..., talk to my other fellas. This guy was trying very hard to cheap out. I find it hard to believe someone would report such nonsense after multiple happy moments - if you know what I mean. I will be in DC next week to correct this impression in person. If any of you boys are interested...

remeae 5 Reviews 3642 reads
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5 / 8

Hiya Jordan!

After reviewing your websites, any man should be honored to be in your company!  As a newbie since December 2011, I feel that it is my duty to show the providers who CHOOSE me to spend time with them that I'm just as concerned about them having a memorable experience as they are with me.  I want to stimulate her mind so she feels safe enough to unleash the erotic passions in her mind on me.  I want her to remember me when she reads my review of her and giggle about how good I made her feel in both her mind and body.

I think that it's important for us newbies to do our homework, and if we have a bad experience, we should look to ourselves first, rather than the provider, to blame.  I never plan on having a bad experience with an established provider because my basis for meeting a provider is not just the physical, but a mental sharing of passionate minds that I rarely encounter in my personal life because the typical American woman has lost her capacity for sensual passion because she's too busy trying to be superior to men in America!

So,  chin up, Jordan!  I'm in the DC area and have never met you yet, and the one bad review in contrast to the many good ones is meaningless to me.  I'm saddened that a newbie would lie about his encounter with you.  I'll never write a bad review on a provider because I do my homework to find the good providers and know that my experience with them will be memorable.  I don't want to waste my time on the bad providers, but instead, make the world aware of the angels of passion out there amongst us!

As a newbie, I always try and EXCEED the expectations of any provider I meet so that she knows I see her as if she were a beautiful scultped work of art in a museum, and not just some blowup doll to do my bidding.

We as men must ALWAYS entice the passions in a woman's mind to want to please us for being good men, and not feel we can take from her what she is not willing to give to us as a reward for the good way we treat her.

Paying for a provider's time or not, it doesn't matter, we as good men must be COURAGEOUS with any women we meet in our lives who choose us to be lucky enough to be in her company for a few memorable moments in time.  We must treat a passionate woman as if she is the last woman we may ever meet in our lives!

Jordan, I'm favoriting you, so that maybe one day we can meet.  Please check out my reviews and you can see the sort of newbie I am, in stark contrast to your bad experience.

Muah!

CuddleTalk

BLUETunaLovesFunkyChicken 4859 reads
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6 / 8

I can kiss IT and make it all better,  if you would like.... or perhaps send Raoul to clean up the mess ????    Speak to me princess.... your wish is my command.....  

Haha just kidding. I don't know any guy named Raoul ..


Just a word of of advice... If it squawks, talks , and acts like a duck ....well ...it probably is.....

A Mother Fucking Duck!  

Oops ! Sorry!  Swearing .....Bad Girl , Bad Girl !

Yes ....I'm  a dirty Girl....with a dirty mouth!

Please excuse my french and poor choice of grammar , but I am hopeless in the matters of speech tonight.....

Unfortunately.......A Rum tongue has gone and left me dangerous....

You,  my dear , should never have to put up with that insidious nonsense !   Never should you bare that kind of treatment on any level !

What a foul and rogue creature this man you speak of is.

May his ball sack grow to a abnormal proportions,  and be the weight of his miserable existence.


Thanks for the report !

Stay Strong Soul Sister!

From your sister who'd really like to kiss ya

Inconspicuously signing out......


Yours truly,



The  Tuna









-- Modified on 3/31/2012 9:22:44 AM

ICantQuit 4441 reads
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7 / 8

...Jordan your review history grants you the benefit of the doubt from me.  But that's my only "Hmmmm" moment.

If Darren recieved, in his mind and opinion, poor service, that's one thing.  But if he recieved NO SERVICE and still paid that's another......

BLUETunaLovesFunkyChicken 4047 reads
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8 / 8

I think the lady stated that there were MANY Happy Moments. That in its self eludes to the idea that there was nothing for the Schmuck to be dissatisfied with.   So Hummmm ......... What's  Up?
Can't doubt the funky Buddha !  Word!  The Guy's a Tool.. Why play devil's advocate?  

Forever Giving My Soul Sister's the Love......

Posted By: ICantQuit
...Jordan your review history grants you the benefit of the doubt from me.  But that's my only "Hmmmm" moment.

If Darren recieved, in his mind and opinion, poor service, that's one thing.  But if he recieved NO SERVICE and still paid that's another......

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