Twas the week before Christmas, when all through D.C.

You’ve got a craving to come and see me.

The presents all bought and wrapped with care,
You survived the mall without ripping out your hair!

Your alarm calls and wakes you from bed,

While visions of Carmen dance in your head.
I’m too naughty for Santa to add to his map.

So you imagine me sitting on your lap.

I’ll be dressed all in lust, from my head to my feet,

And my lips, so supple, luscious and sweet.

A bundle of kisses I’ll give and you’ll give back,

All over your cute face, and even your sa- ...hmmm. What rhymes with “back”?

You’ll leave me feeling happy enough to whistle,

And think to yourself “She’s a sexy little pistol.”

You’ll want to exclaim, as you drive out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to me, damn I’ll sleep gooooooood tonight!"

That's my attempt at poetry. I must confess, I can think of lots of other forms of entertainment I'm much better at.

My Schedule This Week:

December 19 - December 24
(1pm - 10pm)

Monday: Alexandria, VA
Tuesday: Alexandria, VA
Wednesday-Saturday...I'll be available for incall anywhere you'd like. So if you're interested in meeting in any of these areas let me know and I'll see you there:

Reston (Dulles), VA
Tyson's Corner, VA
Columbia, MD
BWI Area
Downtown, DC


Always available for Room Service in the Metro Area.

((All new friends, please visit my Booking page for screening info.))

Merry Christmas!!

Kisses,

Carmen