**This will be my last visit until August 2018 || Incall: DuPont Circle // Outcall: D.C., NOVA, & BWI (+$100 travel fee)**

Recall the film American Beauty? No? No matter. There was a line that struck a chord the first time I viewed the film, "Remember those posters, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? Well, that's true every day but one - the day you die." A bit macabre I'll admit, albeit true.  

Life is a funny thing. You spend your childhood wishing to grow up but then it happens: you grow up. Lo' & behold, you find yourself constrained by society, work, & possibly family. You're unfulfilled & find yourself craving for more; to see all the beauty of the world & most of all, for you to be seen. You thirst to reclaim yourself & your sensuality. You know you shouldn’t break the rules but haven’t you earned the right to?  

And that's why you’ve been drawn to me: a woman that will accept you for you & treat you like the royal you are. A fusion of European sophistication & the American South’s charm, I am a feminine Southern Debutante, a Socratic spitfire, with a genuinely wicked sense of humour. Should you need more convincing about this wondrous personality, my Twitter timeline ought to do the trick. However, like most, there is more beneath the surface. I am a modern woman with insatiable cravings that span from the sensual to the salacious. Darlin' this isn't a snack. This is a full course meal. Wouldn't you like to try it? Your enjoyment is my desire whether we are experiencing an intimate dinner, an exotic excursion, or while disheveling the sheets.  

So go ahead & wander around. But don't let the sands of time pile too high, for I am ephemeral; always going where the wind takes me. Flattered & humbled you've found me. I look forward to meeting you in the flesh.  

Wickedly Yours,

LJ, XX  
   
SCREENING & SCHEDULING                    
-All bookings can be made via thelondonjames.com/connect, or by emailing LJ's assistant, Cynthia at [email protected].        
     
AVAILABILITY || CATCH ME WHILE YOU CAN  
-January 24th: Booked
-January 25th: 8pm - 12midnight  
-January 26th: 8am - 11am //  2:30pm - 5pm // 9pm - 12midnight  
-January 27th: 8am - 12midnight (1.5H dates or longer preferred)
-January 28th: 8am - 12midnight (1.5H dates or longer preferred)

CACHET    
-Please See Washington, D.C. Rates on my website.  
                       
MISC.                        
P411: P235497                                              
Be My Dirty Bird: @meetlondonjames (twitter)                    
Website: https://www.thelondonjames.com                      
Booking: [email protected]