I don’t type, file or fax and you’re not quite sure how I fooled the HR staff into hiring me. But you made sure to request me specifically from the pool of new office girls to be your secretary. You’re happy to manage your own mundane office duties while I attend to all your mischievously playful personal needs. Like leaning in close over your shoulder while you pretend to show me the company’s recent flowcharts. Or standing in the perfect position for you to conveniently drop your pen so you’ll have no choice but to peek up my skirt as you retrieve it.

And when the CEO demands that you speak privately with me about my provocative business attire...stilettos and lace stockings, daringly mini skirts, bustiers...you’re more than willing to get me behind closed doors and find out just what I’m willing to do to keep my job.

You know you’ve always fantasied about having a personal assistant who’s physical assets completely outweigh her professional attributes. Come find out what sexy skills are too hot to be listed on this girl’s resume!!

January 10 - January 15
Monday: Greenbelt, MD
Tuesday: Columbia, MD
Wednesday: Where Do You Want Me???
Thursday: Reston (Dulles), VA
Friday: Reston (Dulles), VA
Saturday: Where Do You Want Me???

Available 12 Noon - 8pm
All new friends MUST be screened...please see the New Friends page of my site for details.

Kisses,
Carmen