Lex, in the future, put the rubber gloves on and tell the dog "I'm goin' in"! That might entice the animal to expel it out one orifice or the other. If not, be prepared to do what you say....
but let's be honest here. Anyone who has ever broken up with a girl knows that as soon as it's done, you will get the best sex ever. Obviously they're going to give a star performance to keep you around (i.e. give you a taste of something you'll be missing.) But only a fucking retard would break up with someone and then let her tie him to the bed for post breakup sex. How fucking stupid can you be?
MB, to quote you: "How fucking stupid can you be?" Well, if you were referring to me, the answer is: "pretty fucking stupid". However, I wouldn't be "THAT fucking stupid"!
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