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You call two inches shrunk???
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If I get real cold as in wet suit in winter waters or wet clothes in mountain snow I shrink more than a turtle head..
Its scary sometimes..

-- Modified on 2/8/2010 8:33:08 PM

Watch-A-Crotch1658 reads

It happens every time. After a stretch of shoveling in the cold, gets back in my house, goes in the bathroom, pulls down my pants to pee. I see less than two inches.

A hot shower restores it to the original size.

Last Tuesday night when it was snowing, I arrived at an incall for a 9 o'clock appointment. I had to walk 5 minutes to the warm apartment. I disrobed and only had 2 inches to offer. I explained to her that it was cold outside. Fortunately I saw her twice in the preceding week when it was normal; she understood. She gave me a hot shower; it grew back to normal. :-)

Sounds like you've got some boredom problems!..

smallestDICK2687 reads

Mine does the same thing, it goes to 1/2 inch.

When I really get turned on it goes to 7 inches.

I used to have a problem with that, until I realized that when it's snowing, it's best to put some pants on.  I can still rock out when I'm inside...

If I get real cold as in wet suit in winter waters or wet clothes in mountain snow I shrink more than a turtle head..
Its scary sometimes..

-- Modified on 2/8/2010 8:33:08 PM

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