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808transplant2189 reads

For the second time in a row I book an appointment with an Elite Girlfriends Club Girl and drive all the way to Tysons for nothing.

This time just like the last I sit through rush hour to make it on time. The first time it was that the girl had the usual family emergency and had to get on a plane immediately. I think that she got word that her beloved Goldfish was floating on one side.

She must have been really hot because DC guys were going to her home city to see her. That explains the reviews that kept poping up for over a week after she allegedly left. Tonight, I drive down to Tysons again and wait and wait and wait. Next thing you know I get a call that Rachel Hart is sick with food poisoning and puking all over the place. I guess it was the previous client's sausage was improperly cooked or it was the tossed salad she had for lunch.

Look if you don't want me as a client then fine. Just show a little professionalism and tell me so I can look elsewhere.

By the way I hope Rachel recovers quickly and gets back to doing her thing.

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FuckingPissedOff532 reads

7pm and then 8pm.   How much more blatant and concrete evidence of a 'back to back' booking than this do we need?

Do girls at EGC have any time to mouthwash the dick sauce out of their mouth or clean their pussy between appointments???

DISGUSTING!  What's interesting is they keep losing my info and have asked for my verification more than a few times. Are they afraid I might go wash their girls' punani in between appointments? lmao

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conscientious_hobbyist881 reads

I feel for ya. That is sad indeed.

Thanks for posting this. This way providers realize that we clients get stood up too..

The agency should respond and clear the air.

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conscientious_hobbyist733 reads

thanks for having the balls to post the Agency's name and the provider's name.

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golf19531129 reads

Thought I was going to need the heimlich ( or is that hindlick) maneuver after reading
the part about the sausage. Although funny as hell Im glad 808 called them on this.
  Let us know if they made this right. I for one dont like wasting my time and effort
and not get what I came for ( and driving though the hellish traffic in NOVA). Would
love to see more posts like this in the future.

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5qidua533 reads

to arrange meeting her earlier, then I'd have been sitting in my car park next to yours at Tyson's.
Glad the rainy day ruined my mood!

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jcnva644 reads

and will book again in a heart beat.  Shit happens when you hobby.

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Nautilus5711977 reads

My appointment was 45-50 minutes late and she met me in towel, no make up and messy hair. My appointment was her last tour.she is still hot but too much drama.

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SMDTC569 reads

They're losing money and pissing off clients. I’m sure they don’t want this kind of attention.  
Instead of bitching about it call them. EGC has always done right by me.

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808transplant377 reads

because I was supposed to be the 8:00 guy. Last I heard she was vomiting.

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onemoreobservation424 reads

I hear they are scheduling her so long that maybe she is sick of hobbying.  

Too bad, I hear good things about her performance, but they work her too damn hard.

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MustHaveBeenYou768 reads

you made it up at 8.. I pounded away for the full 60min that I paid for .. hopefully next time you get to taste it ;-)

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808transplant378 reads

got the full brunt of the Jamaican sausage that she enjoyed from 6:00 to 7:00.

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JohnJames007349 reads

Thus invoking the vomitting?

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Ismellit521 reads

Alias, must be egc management.

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808transplant695 reads

I would not be surprised if that were the case.

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tomcat0360731 reads

I warned her that she would get overbooked because she was so hot and really seemed to enjoy pleasing her man. She was already swamped on her first day. How can you expect a girl to give 100% when she has so many back-to-back appointments? Frankly, I didn't think she would last very long given that she used to escort for Hollywood people at a much more leisure pace.

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tomcat0360523 reads

About a year ago when I posted about a EGC girl being overworked, I seemed to recall it was you, 808, who replied that I should mind my own business and let the agency handle it internally. I wrote that overbooking the girls is not only bad for the girls, but also bad for the clients because girls cannot perform well when they are worn out. If enough clients make noises about it, the agency would at least listen to us; but not when we just keep our mouth shut.

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808transplant510 reads

I am not going to confirm or deny that what you say happened. Everybody knows that the agency girls get run into the ground. There are two other agencies that I completely avoid for this very reason. Unfortunately, there is plenty of horny dudes out there that could care less if the girl is having to fuck 13 guys in a 16 hour period. Hey, I am no white knight and don't care to be.

If you did bring it up back then and I scrutinized you, then I apologize. Hey, we all must learn and sometimes the hard way. But acting as an advocate for the girl's is something I wont do. Trust me, they are not going to thank you and you wont be able to cash in those brownie points for extra time.

As far as yesterday is concerned. The issue was not about the little flower getting overwhelmed by the Johns. As hot as she is, I was well aware that her pussy was going to be in high demand. Heck, she had possibly eaten a dozen sausages before my number was called. The problem was that for the second time they cancelled my appointment when i was at the location. My time is just as valuble as anybody else's here. I have clients and deadlines to meet so wasting valuble time is something I can't afford.

The issue was not about the girl getting overworked, it was about a lack of courtesey and professionalism by the agency for the second time.

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nlackew664 reads

I saw her after the inflated reviews / mini and wasn't impressed.  Look at my reviews and note that I don't BS.  She's a buttaface.

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FuckingPissedOff363 reads


Body may be hot but her face is definitely not someone I'd rate a 9.
An 8 at best...

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