Re: Escort names NOT to use

Clamidia or Itchy or Bugsy

i'm going to maybe run up the down escalator on this

but if Sohia fits and you can't use it because of market confusion, why not Irena?

more on point and running down the down escalator as to names not to use, need i say Ethel?

No Porsche, Lexus, or other car names.

Wait, maybe I'd see a Yugo.

Gertrude

I saw an ad for a lady using that name. That doesn't get a rise out of "Little Elvis"

EOM

Noone can use Oprah

There's only one Oprah. lol

Would not use cornflakes, blanket, any number ( like seven from blossom), blossom, douchechillerella, sappy, mopey or any dwarf name except happy, oh and smurfette

That was fine for the 1920's.

Maybe you should have a naming contest for your new girls.  Winners could get double-time for same price.  (ie. Two hours for the price of one, etc...).

Top 30 Escort Names to Avoid

Amilaya, Anita Bath, April Pealot, Barbie Dahl, Betty Kant, Comeona Wanalaya (visiting from Hawaii), Denise R. Nockin, Di Rhea, Dixie Normous, Eileen Left, Elle Mentry, Fawn del Maibalz, Ivanna Ripoff, Jena Talia, Jena Tolls, Jena Side, Keisha Meiash, Marge Innovera, Pat McGroin, Pat McRotch, Phyllis Up, Robyn DeCradle, Sandy Fagina, Sharon Cox, Sharon D. Zeazes, Stacy Recht, Sue Zicki, Tara Dikov, Titsiana Boobarini (my personal favorite - the busty cousin of Vinnie from Welcome Back Kotter fame) and Weny Bottom. Chortle...

I told my friend if I ever decide to change my name, I will be changing it to Wilma.  LOL

BTW:  I don't agree with you.  A name is just a name.  It's how you treat people that can make a name great.  Plus I know a lady named Sierra that I really like and respect.  You all must have been pretty sauced when you came up with this.  LOL

It's not as clever as girls think it is =)