I have to Vent off some steam here and Do Not care who the hell any of you are. I have had events with wonderful ladies that have been interupted by Rude inconsiderate people before in this country and other countries.

Usually it is a maid that has come to make the room. Leave a freakin sign on the door DO NOT DISTURB. Then when there is a sign, I guess the third world country maid person can not read it. I had one lady in a foriegn country make me up a sign in the language of the maids, that I would tape to the door. GRRR.

Then because the ladies use so many towels, there is sometimes, a well meaning staff person delivering towels, that were asked for a hour prior to my appt. but are just now being delivered as I am about to bust a nut. GRRRR

Then Freaking last week the icing on the Cake. A traveling independent that I had seen before came back to town. I saw her the last day of her tour and was her supposed first Appointment at 11:00 Oclock. I got there 15 mins early and was let into her luxurious downtown suite at an expensive Hotel downtown. Just as I getting a great BBBJ. The Door is hammered on repeatedly. Sounds like a Vice Bust in progress on this womans room. Just like I had seen on TV the nite before.

She jumps up. I jump up and start looking for my pants. She puts on a robe and goes to the door, to look out the hole in the door.  No one is saying anything. I am getting dressed real fast and wondering if the windows open and trying to remember how many floors that I am up, if I have to jump. Maybe there is a fire escape. OMG Help.

Then a large envelope is pushed under the door and I hear her say - I know that creep. Apparently some guy had seen her earlier in the week, knew what room she was staying in. And figured it was cool to give her a drippy hallmark card and ruin my Time. Especially by banging on the door so hard. GGrrrr

I was so freakin MAD. I wanted to run this guy down. So if your gonna stalk some woman, please do it quietly. She told me she would make it up to me, next time she visits DC, I hope so.

Oh the funny stories in this hobby!!!  I can't wait to read the book and see the movie!!!

what do the commercials say? Priceless?!

I definitely know what you are talking about! I have had maids trying to get in, to join in perhaps? Front desk calling to see if I like my room, Grrrrrr.

One time I was in Richmond with a friend I duo with. That day we had Solos and a couple duos booked. We each had an solo booked at the same time so we each had our own rooms. After mine left, I could hear talking in the hallway. I went over and looked thru my peephole and saw two maids just gossiping away and NOT cleaning right outsidde of her door! They were wiping the door down and the door frame, laughing and talking, practically having a girls lunch at her door! It was very annoyed, I wanted to open the door and yell at them, but I was naked and decided against it. Instead I went back to my bed and found something more interesting to do,

Hugs, Sidney Starr

Interuptus:

My sympathies and regrets.

I probably shouldn't but if one client benefits and receives a higher standard of service because of my comments then all the better.

In Dreams and Fantasys! level one training specifically the unit on hotel room prep and maintenance when on tour, we have the following policy.

If you are staying in a Location more than 48 hours you are required to change your room. Most front desks even if you have paid in advance for a full week will work with you on this. At which point we give our associates 5 different proven methodologies to accomplish this.

You're situation is NOT unique however or policy evolved out of our Kaizen philosophy when it came to security issues. " The time to take care of a problem is before you have one". This is one of our operational maxims.

We've also learned, DON'T call or ask housekeeping  for towels when you have calls booked that day. Statistically and yes we measured it in 5 cities 33 different times and in 80% of the cases the towels we're not brought to the room for an hour and a half or more.

Because of this, the following operational methodology was adopted:

Wait until you see the house keeping carts and get them yourself ninja style. If you're on the way to your room and you see a house keeping cart, get your extra's then BEFORE you need them.
Most housekeeping people don't care especially if you bring them a few used towels as a cover and replace at a ratio of two or three to one.

Lastly, always tip house keeping. First off it's proper etiquette since most service people are tipped and you should do it daily about (some places maids change daily)$5.00 and leave it on the pillow. You can also give it to them directly which has a much better psychological impact. Check your copy of Emily post for more details. Personally when I travel there are hotels where the maids literally have claimed me as "their customer".

For providers this can be a two edged sword
and needs to be done more discreetly. Regardless, we have a few associates in certain hotels in certain locations, they are well "taken care of" be the staff.

Respectfully,

Lee Dreams


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I agree..I NEVER ask for towels, I get them off the cart myself. Never had a problem doing it. I would be afraid it would bring too much attention if I called and asked for them.

calm heads prevailed.  After checking it out she returned and I still had the best one hour session I have had in a long time.  The mind got distracted, but not Little Stan.  LOL  He has a mind of his own is seems.  LOL

Anyway, the reason for the disruption is unusual and I would be highly pissed as well.

Disconnect the phone from the phone jack. It never fails right when you are in the middle of a fun session about to bust a nut the front desk calls.

"Oh how is the room".

In Vegas they sent me a complimentary fruit basket during the middle of a session.  The fruit added a new dimension to the activities!

You want Interruptus? LOL - Here's one for you ------

I book 1hr but when she lets me in she says she's only got 30 minutes.

She meets me at the door already naked and obviously ready so I throw off my clothes while we're sucking face, and start banging her like there's no tommorrow by the time we fall on the bed.

She's noisy.

As things got started right in the doorway when I came in. We forgot to latch the damn thing.

So while we're in flagrante delicto...

a maid walks right on in and stands there staring at the two of us. Time is short, so I ignore her and keep on fuckin'.

After a rather indencent interval, and just as I was tempted to ask her if she wanted to join in (she was a cute Latina) she finally leaves us alone.

at 25 minutes I finish in the lady's mouth and all over her face. I'm throwing on my clothes as she is literally pushing me out the door telling me to hurry, the next guy is on his way in.

I make my way down the hall a little and am still putting on my shoes, under the watchfull eye of an old battleaxe of a maid.

When the next guy walks up to her room and taps on the door. Less than a minute after I got out of there LOL.

You wanna bet she is all showered and fresh for this guy?  Not on your life.

And I was *definitely* not the first date of the day..... I shudder to think lol

BTW she had excellent reviews. Truthfully I can see why! Talk about feeling "wanted" lol...

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