If so, I might have to call her. Hopefully I won't get another one these...
"Did you say 'Lex'? Oh...ah...um...I'm sorry, Lex, thanks for your interest, but I've just recenlty retired. No, it's a permanent retirement, so you really don't need to call again."
LOL. This was the (Jeop) quote that caught my eye: "making sure you can't penetrate more than a couple of inches". I was sure you were going to put that in your "My kind of Girl" post!
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