If your FAVORITE client showed up at your place...... like this?  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLqahiyuSs

LMFAO!!!

 

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...they aren't allowed to have favorites, they are supposed to love us all equally.  You know - like kids!

I get extra service, just by showing up to the session un-showered, filthy dirty, yellow stains in my boxers,
with dried yellow crust and hair sticking out of my ears,  and completely wasted in my drunken stupor.

You should try it out sometime!   See what kinda extra service you get from providers.  

Them ladies dig my asian drunk ass.  

LMFAO  

but I hear Asian Dicks are actually HARDER than white dicks.
White dicks I heard feels soft like pillows, lol

I wouldnt know cuz I aint white. I know mine is above average asian size and stiffffffffff. No wonder them white girls love me.