I assume that jokes about nuking other countries would be allowed. Why not about nuking this country? It is on our mind.
Talk of 9/11 is everywhere, even on the front page of the Gazzette. (What's so special about 10-year anniversaries anyway; it is a bad number. Eight is better, 16 is better.) I'm so sick of the hype. I don't want to see those images again. I'm planning on not watching TV or reading the news this weekend.
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