"Do you just stroll in naked, or do you put some of your clothes back on (boxers and undershirt), or re-dress completely. I typically go with the boxers/undershirt…"
You put dirty boxers and dirty undershirt on after taking a shower ?
Sounds a bit self defecating IMO.
I often take a shower when I arrive for an incall, because because I’ve often been at work for most of the day, and also because I think it’s just nice to be fresh. Upon finishing the shower, I often wonder how I should return to the appointment, so to speak… Do you just stroll in naked, or do you put some of your clothes back on (boxers and undershirt), or re-dress completely. I typically go with the boxers/undershirt…
Guys, what do you do?
And ladies, what do you prefer?
And why?
I sometimes returned back with just my briefs. I never put back my shirt on, it's no point. Also, it's no point of dressing back up completely, it just looks awkward.
Usually what I do is, I'll come back with a towel that is covering my john, then foreplay a bit to get excited, and continue the session from there. Also, if I am feeling frisky, I'll just come back butt naked sometimes.
The ladies typically get excited when they see my full-mast manhood. It usually indicates that I am already turned on by them.
Guys, what do you do?
And ladies, what do you prefer?
And why?
I generally put my drawers back on after my shower.
So you just got all squeaky clean & you're going to put dirty underwear back on? 0_o
Its not like you don't plan on getting naked sometime during the session, if your a tad shy put on a towel & help a lady to undress so your on a level playing field of naked.
I come out of the shower naked. Other times I take a shower with the lady.
put clothes on just to take them off again a couple minutes later. Waste of time!
. . . tucked between my thighs.
Why would you put anything back on anyway, only have it removed?
"Do you just stroll in naked, or do you put some of your clothes back on (boxers and undershirt), or re-dress completely. I typically go with the boxers/undershirt…"
You put dirty boxers and dirty undershirt on after taking a shower ?
Sounds a bit self defecating IMO.
Whatever makes you feel comfortable. A towel is going to be wet unless you are given one to dry off with and one to wrap around you after you dry off. The boxers and undershirt work well for me that way we can chat and be comfortable until you need to get .....more comfortable.
I'm on a John McEnroe kick this week.
Why put clothes back on? Even if you're hung like a gerbil, she's going to see it sooner or later, even if it requires a microscope
It's not about how well I'm hung. That's not the issue. It's more about wanting to be comfortable, and as one lady posted, it's kind of odd to have a conversation when you're stark naked. At least it is for me.
To the posters that talked about putting dirty clothes back on - I feel ya, a little bit. But you're going to put those clothes back on eventually anyways... and they're typically only going to be on for a few moments.
Plus, there's something sensual about undressing that you wouldn't get if you stroll in stark naked. AT least that's my thought process.
Why put clothes back on? Even if you're hung like a gerbil, she's going to see it sooner or later, even if it requires a microscope
well actually it was a provider... (Victoria - 22495) when I started the hobby, she gave me the 411
Her words (almost verbatim as I recall)
- Knock Gently as she is probably behind the door (a better way is the have the provider leave the door cracked and you just walk in like its your room)
- Give the provider a kiss (Her choice, on Cheek or lips, but never any tongue)
- Drop off envelope immediately (Of course if the provider is un-proven then use the grey matter to decide when is best)
- Always take a shower and use mouthwash when you arrive (So many reasons for this)
- If its the first time seeing a provider, come out Butt A$$ Nekked. (this will help to show you are not FIVE "O" and helps get things started quickly) If you have seen her before, then come out in a bunny suit if you want too.
- Always Tip (Something small, either cash or a token to say thanks and possibly "Remember me for next time") I sometimes pick up a vib or a toy and leave it behind as a calling card (i.e Steel tipped = something metal = steely dan*)
- Never ever ever overstay your time. (Again so many reasons)
Typically my entry in the room is pretty much the same for me, unless the provider signals otherwise.
- Walk into the location on the cell phone (even if I am not on a call)
- Knock
- Kiss on the cheek
- drop the envelope next to the computer / phone
- Setup music (except for Amsterdam - she rocks the room correct)
- Jump Shower
- come out nekked
- Work some steel into some flesh**
- Rinse / repeat
- Leave the calling card
- pack up
- remember (Cell, Wallet, Keys, bag)
- kiss goodbye
- walk out talking on the cell (even if I am not on a call)
(*) = Fagen and Becker named the band after "Steely Dan III from Yokohama", dildo referred to in the William S. Burroughs novel Naked Lunch.
(**) = anything goes for this part, and is never routine or the same, I usually go with the flow or create my own ![]()
If you like your DATY floss free, then weed your Twig and Berries if you want her to spend more than a second on DOYP
Yup... i've been told im a good lil johnny... with a big dirty _ _ _ _
