Playmates/Pets are not Playmates/Pets for their brains.  Though I am sure this gal is neither from Playboy nor Penthouse.

Penthouse Playmate or Playboy Pet??? rotflmao

I wonder if Penthouse would get mad if one of their models wears Playboy underwear? lol

Happy Holidays to our lesser minded friends, too.

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I did once see a girl wearing Playboy branded panties onstage at the Hustler Club.  I asked her if she would get in trouble and she said she hadn't even thought of it!