Washington DC

ummm, ok.
808transplant 45 Reviews 820 reads
posted
1 / 27

As much as I can empathize with your dilemma. There is nothing you can do. If she is in charge then that is that. If you and Alice had such a good relationship then you may have missed your opportunity to hook up with her without the middle man. Take the loss and move on.

Travini 7 Reviews 2069 reads
posted
2 / 27

is such a great big pain the ass? She cant be mad at me personally because I know for a fact I've never done anything to her and I always treat her girls well.

Every single time I call up its a huge hassle. Last time I called her she needed to verify me and claimed to have gotten all the phone numbers from the dude running PrimeDC and she said she had my old number as well. I had to go and dig up my old number through Verizon but she had it. She let me see Kennedy after some minor hassle.

This time I call up and she gives me even more shitty attitude than normal, claims to not have any of my contact info and says she doesnt know me. Like thats a big surprise. No reason she should know me, we never met and I only see her girls every 3 to 6 months.  Asks who I saw last time, I tell her, she says she has no record of that. Well why the hell did she ask me if she doesnt keep that info? I know darn well I saw her a few months ago, was a pain getting down to that area, big corporate park and hotels in the middle of nowhere. And I know it was Kennedy cuz I'd been wanting to see her for some time but she was always at DC, rarely Tysons.

She wants to verify me through my employment. Has anybody ever been stupid enough to actually give her a full name and employer info? Thats a recipe for disaster if I ever heard one.
Now I cant see Alice whom I've already visited 3 times because the poorly organized middle-man cant keep her act together. How does she even stay in business? Does she have a handful of rich clients that see girls for over-nighters every day?
What is going on around here? I'd think with the crummy economy she'd be more helpful to clients, not less. I guess she's not worried since you cant rate a whole service, just the women.

Anybody know a way I can see Alice outside of DMV, like solo or with another service? I do like all of their girls, its just the business that makes me confused and unlikely to shop again. Always very difficult to deal with, in fact so bad I dont know how they stay in business. Seems to me the average working professional wouldnt put up with such nonsense. They'd find someone better and stick with them.

Pattaya729 1 Reviews 1042 reads
posted
3 / 27

I have been dealing with Lisa for two years and never had a problem

fartinghobbyist 872 reads
posted
4 / 27

I'm convinced she's bi polar or has some kind of multiple personality disorder. Very erratic, bitchy, and treats people with an attitude. Makes up stories when it is convenient for her and forgets stories (and client info) when it is convenient for her.  

I would just be patient and wait, this agency is bound to go downhill with all the disrespectful way they treat their customers.  We'll probably hear some 'oh we decided to move on' notice one of these days. lol Alice will soon be with another more friendly agency if she has not gone independent by then.

A word of warning though, this post of yours might have gotten you placed on a DNS list on ClassyDC too.  It's not the ladies you talk to that run these agencies. They are just a powerless front, a mere scheduler, which explains why they take out their stress on certain clients such as yourself. Must be some form of inferiority complex.  DMVindys is operated by the same two pimping clowns that operate ClassyDC.

dc_warlock 47 Reviews 846 reads
posted
5 / 27

I have seen a few of the DMV ladies on a sporadic basis over the past year or so (maybe four visits) and communicate with Lisa generally via e-mail and text, not phone.  I have been treated professionally and have not run into issues with double booking or last minute cancellations; nor have I sensed anything other than a professional, courteous attitude from Lisa.  

Just relating my experiences, not trying to refute yours.  As always, YMMV, even with the middle management.

Travini 7 Reviews 593 reads
posted
6 / 27

She refuses to give it each time I call.

But every single time I've dealt with her she's been a huge pain. First time. Most recent episode. Always.
Back then it was the dude who ran it and she just worked the phones. Then she claimed to have bought up all the contact info and run the service herself. Tonight she claimed that was never the case. She also claimed to not have the number she verified me with 3 months ago.

And I dont care if I end up on any lists. I am a paying customer who always treats the girls nice and try to be respectful on the phone with the boss and all I get is shit.
Am not missing out on anything. Just rude people and lord knows theres plenty more in DC.

Donald_Draper 802 reads
posted
7 / 27

I saw a girl from DMV after 1 yr 8 months of hiatus.. No hassle. Lisa is class act.

fartinghobbyist 564 reads
posted
8 / 27

I agree with you and commend you for speaking up.

It's a crazy agency operated by a group of unreasonable unprofessional people.
Their erratic behavior is unpredictable.  

You will realize that moving on is the best thing you've ever done.

Good riddance because there are plenty more fishes in the sea...

And when I say fish, I don't mean dining salmon. Some of the ladies I have seen recently have the best tasting kitties.  In fact I'm looking forward to some delectable kitty cuisine early next week when I'm dining at the Y. ;)

Pattaya729 1 Reviews 748 reads
posted
9 / 27

WOW What a spineless POS. You give him kudos for not using an alias while posting as an alias and trying to trash them. Grow some grow some balls dude!!

Donald_Draper 616 reads
posted
10 / 27

I thought you were not allowed to use aliases to make inflammatory posts.

Mod?...

Pattaya729 1 Reviews 1089 reads
posted
11 / 27

If what you are saying is true wich I do not believe you must of treated her like a jerk. Politeness goes a long way!

fartinghobbyist 927 reads
posted
12 / 27


It's not an inflamatory post, just expressing my honest observation about this agency.

Mark my words, I am not making up anything.  Some of you really have absolutely no idea. It's quite sad actually.


Pattaya729 1 Reviews 720 reads
posted
13 / 27

Does not change the fact. You have no balls!!!! and are hiding behind a alias!

fartinghobbyist 581 reads
posted
14 / 27


And this isn't my fight, so I don't need to get myself directly involved.
Maybe that logic is beyond you.

Pattaya729 1 Reviews 697 reads
posted
15 / 27

It is not my fight either but I had the guts to post my 2 cents without hiding. You on the other hand chose the gutless way of bad mouthing while hiding. Be a man and show yourself!!!!!!

67dc 248 Reviews 711 reads
posted
16 / 27

I was a great customer for Prime for YEARS!  I am currently a good customer of the other agencies.  Lisa told me a provider looked like her pics.  Long story short, the pics were not accurate and I left.  I nicely called and told her the appointment didn't work out.  At the time she said fine, then she banned me.  I tried several times to see girls that I saw before and liked but she wouldn't return any calls.  So, I am banned.  I am not rude to the ladies or the schedulers.  I have a couple of reviews under my belt and if others ban me for saying it is POSSIBLE that she wasn't nice to the OP then so be it.  

I don't know what happened to him, but what happened to me was lame.  If you publish photos of a lady that are 20 lbs ago expect to get called on it every now and then.  It doesn't make sense to get pissed at me for telling the truth, but it happened.  I see so much of the White Knight stuff where a poster had to do something to deserve being treated badly.  That is not always the case.

I really think a lot of providers.  It takes a lot to do what these lovely ladies do, so well.  Respect is a two-way street, treat me well and expect to be treated well and neither party should compromise on that!  But it's insulting for you to piss on me and expect to believe you when you tell me it's raining!

Hell, what I would give for some fit ladies who love to have a good time.  PM me if you ladies want to meet a guy who loves to see a woman cum.  I would love to meet you sometime, and I will likely not get many agency appointments after this post.  I like the truth, who is with me!!

No aliases, but come on, the guy who used one doesn't want to get BANNED.  It's not about having balls, it's about having a brain and wanting to use his balls in the future.  It's not like he is here to satisfy our meaning of honor and justice.  

67dc

fartinghobbyist 769 reads
posted
17 / 27

mod knows my real handle and knows I had a similar incident as 67dc below.  It was a complete bull shit.

I did post using my real handle back then so don't talk to me about having balls or being a man.

You on the other hand sound like you need to hobby more and learn from those who have more experience.

Don't be so fuckin naive.

Pattaya729 1 Reviews 661 reads
posted
18 / 27

Sir I respect you for a truthfull and honest up front post.

fartinghobbyist 1950 reads
posted
19 / 27


Everything may go smooth... until they fuck you over and then blame you for something they falsely advertised.

The noobs above batting for this crazy agency have no idea what they're dealing with... lol

drivingcrazy 7 Reviews 589 reads
posted
20 / 27

I used both Prime and DMV a number of times and have always emailed Lisa for appointments with no problems whatsoever.  She is prompt in getting back to me and scheduling same day has never been an issue.  I text for the room number and up I go.  Maybe you're better off just using email and text.

I<3HotChicksFarts 651 reads
posted
21 / 27

I was screened in May but they had to cancel the appointment.

Then in July, I sent an email requesting an appointment. No reply, so I texted and called. After a couple days I finally got a hold of Lisa but she didn't seem to have my information. For I suggested she could rescreen me if she liked. She indicated vaguely that she would look into it. I didn't hear anything after that.

Too bad. I have stricken DMV Indys off my list of agencies.

no_email 3 Reviews 1473 reads
posted
22 / 27
Travini 7 Reviews 1068 reads
posted
23 / 27

Is there a reason?

I was thinking maybe she's been hassled by the cops or asshole customers and she's starting to get irritable. The problem is she's always been nasty to me, for the past 3 years. And it never improves because I can only afford to see girls about every six months on average. She never remembers me and we always go through the same conversation.

And I dont think Alice is going to quit or see guys independantly. She's been working for them for 3 years or more and if it were bad she'd have left a long time ago.

natsfaninva 67 Reviews 456 reads
posted
24 / 27

Actually from the way you describe it, they appear to have crossed you off their customer list ;)

bnk1999 25 Reviews 1030 reads
posted
26 / 27

It's too bad about your experiences but I for one have no problem to report with Lisa. Very responsive and easy to schedule.

SMDTC 113 Reviews 663 reads
posted
27 / 27

Not the most charming person I've talked with but she's always done right by me. Even after I had my info pulled (personal reasons). When I retuned she was responsive and re-verified me in no time. I saw a lady that day.
And from what I've heard the ladies like her.

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