"Most of us in our secret moments revel in politically incorrect humor when we know no one is looking. We can't be held personally accountable for it. However, unlike you, I'm going to have the 'conviction of spirit' not to pretend and hide it when I do it.  Let's remember the 'De-Nile' isn't just a river in Egypt and let not pretend the majority of humanity has never laughed at a Polish, Irish, Black, Latino, fat joke etc.
So thank you for the donut however, next time, I prefer a Boston Creme from Krispy Creme;  not the cheap convenient store kind you're offering.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready to compete in a " Your momma..." face off.
Lee Dreams
Edamus, bibamus, gaudeamus."

When you say most of us engage in politically incorrect humor that might be correct.  I will add  most of us, at least those without complexes,or sloppy drunk, don't mock providers about their looks on a provider board.I would call that rude, uncivil, and punk like{not the music}.
Most of us are here looking for providers,not trying to drive them away.Should I have the conviction of spirit to disagree with your version of attractive ladies, I would  do it back channel,or find a group of frolicking dudes who enjoy that sort of nonsense,but not expected of someone as yourself that doesn't respect themself, or women, for who they are.
Thank you for your connoisseur directions on donuts.If I feel the need to pig, I will head to Krispy Kreme.
Alias was used to make a point.
I call em like I see em.
Look in the mirror, and get back to me.
I see clearly.
Quad out.