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Had a get together with a provider at a house in suburban dc.  We had completed our action and I got up to the use the bathoom.  As I was heading into the bathroom I heard a key in the front door and saw a young man entering the front door.  I quickly got into the bathroom and just hoped it wasn't a mad boyfriend.  Turned out it was tjhe boarder up stairs!  Yikes.

Posted By: 5qidua
I had a few really happened to me the past year.............
case 1: was with the current "high profile" in one of dupont hotel, before went in her room saw Maid was next door, came out with a big smile an hour later, maid was right at the door and asked me can she go in to clean. Told her my girlfriend is exhausted and need 30 min. of sleep. come back later.

2. was with now-retired the red-hair with cute baby voice in woodley park M hotel, during the action, one of the bed feet fell, we both rolled down to floor and laughed. She said it's my fault of pounding her too hard, I said it's her fault of too sexy that day.

3. was with my now utr at residence inn in falls church, the one with living room/kitchen and bed/bathroom in the other side of door to hall. I was just in for a few min. both naked in bed DFKing and playing, all the sudden maid tried to open the door to get in but can't because of door chain. My girl has very very first reaction and reflection, jumped off bed hided behind bathroom wall and waved me to follow, she then on her knees gave me a best ever BBBJ while I was standing and tried to figured out what's going on....

Turned out not so embarrassing and very enjoyable!!!

5qidua1455 reads

I had a few really happened to me the past year.............
case 1: was with the current "high profile" in one of dupont hotel, before went in her room saw Maid was next door, came out with a big smile an hour later, maid was right at the door and asked me can she go in to clean. Told her my girlfriend is exhausted and need 30 min. of sleep. come back later.

2. was with now-retired the red-hair with cute baby voice in woodley park M hotel, during the action, one of the bed feet fell, we both rolled down to floor and laughed. She said it's my fault of pounding her too hard, I said it's her fault of too sexy that day.

3. was with my now utr at residence inn in falls church, the one with living room/kitchen and bed/bathroom in the other side of door to hall. I was just in for a few min. both naked in bed DFKing and playing, all the sudden maid tried to open the door to get in but can't because of door chain. My girl has very very first reaction and reflection, jumped off bed hided behind bathroom wall and waved me to follow, she then on her knees gave me a best ever BBBJ while I was standing and tried to figured out what's going on....

Turned out not so embarrassing and very enjoyable!!!

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YourDCMuse738 reads

Comes with the territory.

One funny story,  I had a 2 hour double with a wonderful lady and after the first hour, the gent wanted to take a shower. Well I had candles light in the bathroom and, I don't know how it happened, but by the time I got into the bathroom, he had red candle wax all over him and my towel rack was on the floor.

We were mortified, but he was a GREAY sport about it. We scrubbed and washed until he was as clean as a baby's bottom. He wrote a great review leaving that detail out, but I was so embarrassed, so was my doubles partner. LOL!

Bloopers happen but it's all in how you handle it.
Loves and licks,
YEM

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drewsky66636 reads

Once I was with a provider and I told her I wanted to try my first Cum on Body. Well she was ok with that. So the session is going ok when we were doing it from the back.  Her dog, who was in the room kept licking my feet, and I woukd have to kick him away so I could do my thing lol .I could feel the pressure build up. I grabbed my dick and pulled out, and pulled the  cover off, Before I could realize it the her dog jumped onto the bed and got in front of my weener....

Some of My load got on her dog's head. and I jumped up when I noticed what happen! I feel off the bed in the process. Very Embarassing!

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curiousguy2009496 reads

That is definitely the funiest I have heard.

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grayhair594 reads

Had a get together with a provider at a house in suburban dc.  We had completed our action and I got up to the use the bathoom.  As I was heading into the bathroom I heard a key in the front door and saw a young man entering the front door.  I quickly got into the bathroom and just hoped it wasn't a mad boyfriend.  Turned out it was tjhe boarder up stairs!  Yikes.

Posted By: 5qidua
I had a few really happened to me the past year.............
case 1: was with the current "high profile" in one of dupont hotel, before went in her room saw Maid was next door, came out with a big smile an hour later, maid was right at the door and asked me can she go in to clean. Told her my girlfriend is exhausted and need 30 min. of sleep. come back later.

2. was with now-retired the red-hair with cute baby voice in woodley park M hotel, during the action, one of the bed feet fell, we both rolled down to floor and laughed. She said it's my fault of pounding her too hard, I said it's her fault of too sexy that day.

3. was with my now utr at residence inn in falls church, the one with living room/kitchen and bed/bathroom in the other side of door to hall. I was just in for a few min. both naked in bed DFKing and playing, all the sudden maid tried to open the door to get in but can't because of door chain. My girl has very very first reaction and reflection, jumped off bed hided behind bathroom wall and waved me to follow, she then on her knees gave me a best ever BBBJ while I was standing and tried to figured out what's going on....

Turned out not so embarrassing and very enjoyable!!!

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TrulyMsMocha506 reads

1 and 3 are why I always secure that lil' top lock on the door in my room because housekeeping wherver I am likes to knock as they walk in.

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hornet1537 reads

Was leaving room, provider opened door, turned to give good bye peck and broke my nose on door

Posted By: 5qidua
I had a few really happened to me the past year.............
case 1: was with the current "high profile" in one of dupont hotel, before went in her room saw Maid was next door, came out with a big smile an hour later, maid was right at the door and asked me can she go in to clean. Told her my girlfriend is exhausted and need 30 min. of sleep. come back later.

2. was with now-retired the red-hair with cute baby voice in woodley park M hotel, during the action, one of the bed feet fell, we both rolled down to floor and laughed. She said it's my fault of pounding her too hard, I said it's her fault of too sexy that day.

3. was with my now utr at residence inn in falls church, the one with living room/kitchen and bed/bathroom in the other side of door to hall. I was just in for a few min. both naked in bed DFKing and playing, all the sudden maid tried to open the door to get in but can't because of door chain. My girl has very very first reaction and reflection, jumped off bed hided behind bathroom wall and waved me to follow, she then on her knees gave me a best ever BBBJ while I was standing and tried to figured out what's going on....

Turned out not so embarrassing and very enjoyable!!!

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TrulyMsMocha772 reads

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt?! Ouch ouch ouch. I never close the door until they are out of sight oooohhh that's terrible lol.

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