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Sofia White See my TER Reviews 1503 reads
posted
1 / 15

This is an excerpt of an email I received post a blocked call I made to a potential new friend yesterday in which he did not answer. He first sent a message asking me to try again and then this. It is also a hilarious example of how NOT to win a date with a beautiful lady:

'I'm about to go play golf at Club. You know the place where all the dangerous seedy types play. I'm just kidding. I understand all the cloak and dagger. However, you need to understand just FYI that smart people I.e., typically not the dangerous seedy types can unblock anything you can block. I promise I'm not seedy. I also promise I am smart and connected enough that if I were not a good person that you could not stay hidden. Since I am a good person I will let you keep your secret identity. Lol.'

I was slightly irritated and had began this lengthy response that basically told him in order to be intimidating one must not write like a third grader and a few other informative pieces that would have left his @sshole like throwing a hotdog down the hallway. In the end, I opted to take the high road and simply not respond as you cannot have a battle of wits with a person that is clearly unarmed.  

I am still baffled though as to why he sent such a message....what on Earth was he trying to accomplish? Trying to threaten me into calling him back or what....I think I dodged a bullet with this one. Smh.

CCLane69 782 reads
posted
2 / 15

damn he has it all figured out. maybe I wouldnt have had to wait months to meet you if i woulda sent that lmao jk you dodged a major bullet sounds like stalking potential. stay safe beautiful

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 499 reads
posted
4 / 15
Sofia White See my TER Reviews 687 reads
posted
5 / 15

Indeed. If you picked up and all you heard was heavy breathing and stickiness, it was me. It is a fetish lol

sthbsf 54 Reviews 528 reads
posted
6 / 15

There's so many crazy and weird guys in this board, with that being said when do you plan on visiting DC I have always wanted to meet you :)  

Posted By: Sofia White
 
   
 This is an excerpt of an email I received post a blocked call I made to a potential new friend yesterday in which he did not answer. He first sent a message asking me to try again and then this. It is also a hilarious example of how NOT to win a date with a beautiful lady:  
   
 'I'm about to go play golf at Club. You know the place where all the dangerous seedy types play. I'm just kidding. I understand all the cloak and dagger. However, you need to understand just FYI that smart people I.e., typically not the dangerous seedy types can unblock anything you can block. I promise I'm not seedy. I also promise I am smart and connected enough that if I were not a good person that you could not stay hidden. Since I am a good person I will let you keep your secret identity. Lol.'  
   
 I was slightly irritated and had began this lengthy response that basically told him in order to be intimidating one must not write like a third grader and a few other informative pieces that would have left his @sshole like throwing a hotdog down the hallway. In the end, I opted to take the high road and simply not respond as you cannot have a battle of wits with a person that is clearly unarmed.  
   
 I am still baffled though as to why he sent such a message....what on Earth was he trying to accomplish? Trying to threaten me into calling him back or what....I think I dodged a bullet with this one. Smh.

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 472 reads
posted
7 / 15

In the near future ;-) but am always booked prior to arrival so I recommend visiting my website soon and or subscribing to my mailing list to be notified in advance. :)

Posted By: Le Corbeau
There's so many crazy and weird guys in this board, with that being said when do you plan on visiting DC I have always wanted to meet you :)  
   
Posted By: Sofia White
 
     
  This is an excerpt of an email I received post a blocked call I made to a potential new friend yesterday in which he did not answer. He first sent a message asking me to try again and then this. It is also a hilarious example of how NOT to win a date with a beautiful lady:  
     
  'I'm about to go play golf at Club. You know the place where all the dangerous seedy types play. I'm just kidding. I understand all the cloak and dagger. However, you need to understand just FYI that smart people I.e., typically not the dangerous seedy types can unblock anything you can block. I promise I'm not seedy. I also promise I am smart and connected enough that if I were not a good person that you could not stay hidden. Since I am a good person I will let you keep your secret identity. Lol.'  
     
  I was slightly irritated and had began this lengthy response that basically told him in order to be intimidating one must not write like a third grader and a few other informative pieces that would have left his @sshole like throwing a hotdog down the hallway. In the end, I opted to take the high road and simply not respond as you cannot have a battle of wits with a person that is clearly unarmed.    
     
  I am still baffled though as to why he sent such a message....what on Earth was he trying to accomplish? Trying to threaten me into calling him back or what....I think I dodged a bullet with this one. Smh.

natsfaninva 67 Reviews 569 reads
posted
8 / 15
Sofia White See my TER Reviews 485 reads
posted
9 / 15

In my defense, I have been at home for awhile and have gotten restless and needed a cheap thrill! Haha. You liked it :-P

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 460 reads
posted
11 / 15

Seemed like a threat to me as well like hey, if you don't call me back, I will just find out who you are. Lol. I am going to imagine that he is very single in his private life. Haha.

woohoo 2 Reviews 632 reads
posted
12 / 15

Looks like it should be "STOOL of the week".  Send this turd the puppy from the General Discussion board, and they can share a litter box.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 428 reads
posted
13 / 15

...... by threatening you with that and I was poking fun at him doing/saying exactly what he wasn't.

boglij 142 Reviews 451 reads
posted
14 / 15

It appeared this guy knows you in real 'behind the curtain, i.e. this curtain' life of sort. Just pray that he is not fatally attracted to you.

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 510 reads
posted
15 / 15

He has sent a few additional 'seedy' emails so we shall see LOL
He openly notes many details about himself and his life and notes that I am what he has been looking for so I guess I should be putting lotion on my skin as we speak.  

SexyStasia is right, these things make you want to bathe in bleach and claw your own eyes out after reading.

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