A widow goes to the doctor because she missed her period. He asks her if she thinks she could be pregnant.
"Pregnant?" she laughs, "No way, I'm a virgin!"

Doc looks at her file, then back up at her face, "But it says here you've been married three times."

Widow says "Yes, but, the first one, he was a photographer - all he wanted to do was take pictures of it. The second one, he was a psychologist - all he wanted to do was talk about it. The third one - he was a stamp collector. God, I miss him."

LOL! Have a great hump day all! Call up your ATF and, well....you know! LOL!
Get ta' lickin'!

*Kisses*
JM

Why did she miss the period? I hope she is doing OK now.

Happy Hump Day to you.

I get it! We put stamps, stuck to envelopes, in water to loosen them, so the third husband dip the virgin in water to loosen her up.

I believe husband # 3 was a great licker like myself.I'll always be a stamp collector!