I saw your review this morning and I must congratulate you on your "fantasy" meeting with me.  However,  I must  correct a few things you got wrong about our "meeting" and myself:

1. I don't have a big ass- I have a nice ass but not a big one. In fact, I do dozens of squats daily and pray often for a bigger one.  Hasnt happened yet...

2. I cant recall any situation where I have scolded a gentleman for being 5 mins late. In fact, im usually running 5-10 mins late ( my apologies again to all my friends who I have kept waiting) and would welcome the extra 5 mins to get ready.  Hence me still "doing my hair when you came in".  Umm humm

3. I dont watch television during sessions.  If you were going to steal quotes from my previous reviews to legitimize yours, you should have plagerized  the parts about me being "quite the conversationist", that would have been more accurate. As I use my words to fill time between pops.

4. If youre up for a second round and your dick is still hard...im not a quitter!

5. I have impeccable hygiene and I can assure you that you would not have smelled anything close to fish on this body.  If I was a betting girl, id put $100 down that you dont really like pussy by that comment.

AND LASTLY, DURING MY STAY IN DC LAST WEEK I ONLY SAW TWO GENTLEMEN THE WHOLE TIME AND THEY ALREADY POSTED THE TWO REAL REVIEWS BEFORE YOUR FANTASY REVIEW!!!!

So unless, I was drugged, knocked out cold or abducted by aliens during your alleged visit... THIS IS BULLSHIT!

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