Rants from an upscale Denver Escort
Issue #1:

I have to voice this in the loudest possible way because I STILL get it?and I quote ?I?m only here to please you, tell me what you like?that?s all I want?? barf, barf, barf?.If you gave me what I wanted it would be 5 bills and your back, on the way out the door. Why are clients SO damn concerned with ?making me cum?? The fact that they say they are only there to please me really really annoys the shit out of me. They are there to masturbate into me, and this is VERY different, ladies and gentlemen, from making love with your significant other. So guy?s please who the fuck are you kidding? We are emotional creatures, and just a little more complicated then just you plugging away at us and expecting for us to ?cum?. Gross

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