I ask myself...Self, I wonder what the strangest requests the ladies have ever received or suggested, the guys have ever requested, or the guys have heard from the ladies?

So let's hear it.

Ladies, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest request you have ever gotten from a client?

Ladies, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest thing you have ever asked a client to do?

Guys, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest request you have ever made of a provider?

Guys, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest a provider has ever suggested you participate in?

Guys and Gals, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest you have ever been asked to do in civilian life?  Secondly, despite the requests, what is the strangest/sickest/craziest/kinkiest you have ever actually done?

 
This is simply a conversation starter to stir the memories of all you sick twisted bastards out there.  Have fun remembering the crazy shit you have done, and thought about doing when asked, because you know you gave it at least a second's thought before saying, "no".  

 
BTW, I have never worn a ball gag, the battery was severely drained and not that potent, and it wasn't a cucumber, it was a zucchini.  Not only that, but the really weird thing was the little person with the ostrich feather tickling my taint while the angry Asian lady waxed my balls.  That Was Absolutely the Worst Dentist Visit I Have Ever Had.

She is always smiling and happy to do anything I make her do!
I did accidentally pop her head off once whilst having her foot fuck me 😆 teeheehee.  She didn't mind at all. I just popped it right back on and went right back to pulling her hair!  Hahaha

Actually it was a meet n greet in our fair city. There was this guy that was dressed like a used car salesman. He had a flashing 3x5 inch flashing badge on his chest light up with LEDs, that he said was his TER name. He explained that his handle meant that he provided TER reviews. He was sitting next to a nice lady that turned out to be a tranny.  

Not as funny as a Barbie story above, but the sight had me laughing all night. Thanks for the memories.