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I had a gentleman ask if the specials I posted were real. I guess my humor and creativity is so out of the norm that people think I am joshing you guys.

But I do not and would not do that...

These specials are real, and I take them seriously.

Kisses,
Vanica Love

So I am leaving - not forever, but for quite some time. These next few days will be my last days before my nearly month long journey. :-)

So I am showing you a little summertime appreciation. But I like to be creative so you'll have to do a little bit of work for the specials.

I will be in Dulles today and tomorrow (Perhaps Friday (AM)
Greenbelt  - Saturday, Sunday and perhaps Monday.

Rates are as follows:
$300/hr
$450/90 minutes
$600/2 hours
$800/3 hours
$1000/5 hours
$1600/overnight

Specials:
1. Bring me 2 bottles of Penta for $100 off.

2. Bring a ticket stub or program from a Nationals game and get $50 off. Bring both - $100 off

3. Bring a ticket stub and program from a Orioles game for $125 off.

4. DC Improv t-shirts/hats for $50 off. Bring a program from a show in June/July for $110 off.

5. Picture of you in front of either the Washington Monument or Lincoln Memorial for $50 off. It you have on shorts in the picture  - $100 off. If you have on a fanny pack - $125 off.

6. Bring a copy of a Sport Illustrated swimsuit edition more than 10 years old  - $125 off

7. Bring me a pint of Ben & Jerry Coffee Heath Bar Ice cream for $125 off. Other flavors will be rejected.

8. All Outcall appointments 90 minutes or more are 50% off.

9. Pre-book with a deposit for 50% off.

10. This is the hard one, but the best. Bring me a penny, nickel, dime and quarter all minted in 1969 for $200 off.

See you soon!

Kisses,
Vanica Love
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Only a genius could think of such specials. On your marks...get set...GO!!  Everyone to ebay!!!
Express shipping only.  :)

Just think of the torment you are giving all those compulsive hoarder shopaholic hobbyists who have lots of that stuff, but just can't stand the thought of parting with it.

Hilarious specials!

Love the "scavenger-hunt" style specials.  Email on the way!  Hope to see ya in Greenbelt!!!

I had a gentleman ask if the specials I posted were real. I guess my humor and creativity is so out of the norm that people think I am joshing you guys.

But I do not and would not do that...

These specials are real, and I take them seriously.

Kisses,
Vanica Love

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