Let's do something fun on THURSDAY. (give you all time to start writing)

I'll start a creative amusing prose thread. Post your best original work Poem, Limerick or  Rhyme.

The only major rules are:

1) It must be your creation
2) It can not be something dark, depressive and representative of your inner Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson phase.
3) Short is good. No epic's   the length of War and Peace or a Stephen king Novel.
4) Let's refrain from telling out and out jokes. We can always have a joke day Moderator permitting since we already have a humor board. [ http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/messageList.asp?boardID=22 ]

Sincerely,

Lee Dreams

"Sine amore, nihil est vita

Phil Michelson suggesting a pitching contest; Michael Jordan challenging you to a game of "horse"; Mike Bossy inviting you to the NHL Skills Competition (old school, baby!); Ron Jeremy pulling it out and stating "lets see yours".



Great idea, Lee.  Will try and channel my inner Dan Brown betwen now and then, there IS a Conclave in session after all.

Actually, I have an old 8MM video of Ron Jeremy at one of my private room parties in the late 90s saying exactly that.
My retort was:

" Really Ron, you forget I'm a Dom/Top not a bottom, I'm not into receiving humiliation  thank you very much!"

As for the Conclave, I'll take the job. After all check out the DC Ads board for my HIGHLY religious ad posting this week. imagine me as the Pope! The First change I'd make is alter girls!

Besides this will give me something to do this instead of trying to corrupt young minds and getting laid at CPAC this week!



Sincerely,
Lee Dreams

"Sine amore, nihil est vita