TER members have taught me to be a careful reader.  If the service is going to be really bad, there's usually a clue in the ad.

I followed a recent good review of Melissa to her ad at MiamiExotics and then clicked on the ad of a hot lady named Larisa, in the ads column next to Melissa's ad.  There, (Melissa link provided; but you have to find Larisa on the side at the bottom.) I read the following two separate paragraphs within Larisa's ad:

I'm 5'6", 116 lbs., 36D-23-36 and I might just be the tastiest treat on the entire Internet.

and:

I am a petite girl, about 100 lbs. and 5' tall. I have the perfect measurements of a high school girl, 32B-22-32 and I'm very, very cute.

Ahah! I thought.  Something is up.  Sure enough, a search of the phone number yields a single scathing review.

So, I am going to wait a week before I call Larisa.  She's really hot.