So, let me ask you this, PENELOPE. Where the FUCK exactly are you? The DMV? The Bay Area? Vegas? NYC? Uranus? Sir, it's FUCK SHIT to be ignored everyday of the week & because today is Sunday. Real-life logic dictates that her FUCK SHIT be ignored 2x's.
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