The boards have been pretty much Blah recently so I think that this should liven things up. It would be nice to have both provider and hobbyist play along so we can entertain ourselves as well as relive a poignant moment from our past.  
The question is:

Since the majority of us were minors at the time.

This is an event that usually happens in adolescence. It was after Gym class in Middle School. I had lost a $20 bill and the teacher made the class scour the gym looking for it. Word got out that a particular girl had found it. When I confronted her later that day she said " What do I have to do to keep it?" I was so innocent at the time that I had no answer. I made out with her and unbuttoned and unzipped her jeans. She had no problem letting me touch her. We heard other kids coming and she grabbed my hand and pushed it away. We went on to have classes throughout high school and she never once talked to me after that. She became a very popular girl in school ,all the while I was barely noticed. About a year ago I found her on a social media website and sent her a friend request. She miraculously accepted but the contact has been pretty much the same as it was in HS.

But I was 20. I had only made out until this point. 13 yrs later.. I've fucked over 100 different providers..

Technically the first pussy I saw was the one I came out of, not that I can remember my birth.

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Some perv stops his car in front of my kindergarten-aged sister & I.  She runs right up to the car and I ran after her.  He was holding his cock in his hand and asked, "have you ever seen one of these?"  I grabbed my sister and ran home petrified.  What an absolute nightmare for a 2nd grader!

you should be pretty amazing in bed with all that experience

I don't remember the first time that I saw a nanni-na-na, but saw the most depressing Taxicab Confessions on tv last night. Some lady in her late 30s I think it was who never had sex, and kissed a guy for the first time on a recent trip to Ireland (or was it Scotland? the guys in skirts got to her?).  So she finally made out with this guy somewhere in the British Isles and she doesn't know how it happened but she ended up on her knees giving the guy head, but she's not sure if he came because she doesn't know what cumming is like.  Then he split.  She figures that never sharing anything physical with another human being is God's plan for her even though she wishes it wasn't, although she mentioned that living with her mother all these years had something to do with it.  Sad sad $hit, I wish she had seen a phunny bone years ago.

This guy didn't move in next door to me for nothin'

Says he wants to take notes from me..

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8nKARNRe1U

What drives a grown man to do such a thing?

Most females have seen their very first penis changing a diaper of a little brother or the kid we were baby sitting!!

-- Modified on 12/3/2013 1:51:18 PM

I have to say I'm irritated by the notion that my fellow hobbyists like to lick assholes and get pissed on but they find talking about our childhood memories offensive.

Lol right away I thought Ohhh no. There are many who will think back to some traumatizing event in their lives. This is why some have given such reactions. I have no such experiences but let me lighten the mood. Honestly I think first time I saw any penis was in a movie. I remember watching American Gigolo with a girlfriend and Richard Gere is dancing in the shower, and so is his penis! Well, we pressed rewind and pause a few times, and yes we were laughing hysterically.