US Geological Scientists have identified the place where the tectonic plates shifted under the Washington area. The earthquake was centered on the "Not My Fault" that runs from the White House to the Capitol. It was triggered by the collective rolling in the graves by our Nation's founding fathers.
The Obama administration has decided to name it "Bush's Fault".
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