A rare occasion happened this evening when I learned I would have most of my Friday night alone away from Mrs. Rightwinger and the Jr. Rightwingers.  I decided to take advantage of this time and call Betty-SNJ because she was staying relatively close, she was working till midnight, and it was fast and cheap.  I wanted the $100 30 min. BBJCIM.  I got there early and called and waited for the call back.  She gave me her room # and told me she was ready.  Everything was very normal.
As I am approaching her room I see her walk outside her door, then turn around and scurry back in.  I'm very close and I say in a hushed tone "please hold the door for me".  She asks me to give her a minute and scurries in and closes the door.  A quick aside on her appearence:  Remember when Ray Lewis said last week on ESPN he needed a defensive tackle that could eat up the blockers?  That's her! (But I digress)
I wait a couple of minutes and then gently knock on the door, wait another minute and gently knock again. etc., etc.  As this is going on the two rooms across from her are filled with hot sorority chicks wearing tank tops and fuzzy slippers walking in & out and obviously buzzed on Zima (or whatever it is they drink nowadays!).  10 years ago I used to sleep W/ these girls for free and now I'm trying to get in a room so I can pay to be with their husky aunt who is visiting from NJ.  Welcome to the abyss. Population: Me!
So as I begin to walk away a young Chinese guy holding a box of takeout food walks to her room and starts banging on her door and screaming in broken english: "Hey, your Chinese food is here. Open up!".  This starts causing a commotion so the drunk sorority girls open their door and start laughing and offering to buy the food themselves.  I guess she double booked me with some Moo Goo Gai Pan.  And I lost. I left with a hard-on and a strange craving for some lo-mein.  But my C-note was still in my pocket.  Good times...good times.

What a great story.  Hey, you did the right thing.  From her photos I wouldn't have sex with her - not even with someone else's dick!

That is one story you can recount to friends and family in your old age.  

I guess we have all had a similar experience at one time of another.