Yes, I know this doesn't exist. That's the point.

They have worked for me in the past, because what I was asking wasn't all that outrageous.

I post ads all the time, especially when I’m traveling to a remote location. It’s a great way to find ladies willing to travel to me and the information from other hobbyists has helped me fill my evenings on many occasions. Be safe

3 out 5 ain't bad hahahaha