I am suppose to be making a trip to DC, and need to take a client to a high end strip club. He has no clue about the hobby, but on a Saturday night, I need to take him to one. Looking for for the best looking, like Spearmint Rhino in Vegas. Any suggestions?
If you just want pretty girls, then Camelot was nice. It has been a while since I've been there, but it was pretty classy.
There are a couple girls who dance at camelot who are local escorts. With that said Camelot is possibly DC's only decent strip joint (that is by DC standards). The girls are very pretty and the place is for the most part clean and as opposed to the more seedy strip joints.
Archibald's, The Good Guys, The Royal Palace all are pretty much a waste of time. Average looking girls, lots of tattoos, some have bellies or have the dyke look. I would not waste my time.
Do any of the girls have reviews on TER?
Archibald's, The Good Guys, The Royal Palace all are pretty much a waste of time. Average looking girls, lots of tattoos, some have bellies or have the dyke look. I would not waste my time.
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Don't know of any good ones in DC. Not a strip club town, and certainly nothing on the caliber of Spearmint Rhino. My only recommendation, and it is weak, is Crystal City Restaurant, corner of Jeff-Davis (Hwy 1) and 23rd, in Crystal City, VA.
Crystal City Restaurant has a nice selection of real attractive ladies, but with the VA restrictions & no contact. Good Guys up on Wisconsin Ave used to have a bunch of attractive ladies, nude but no contact, haven't been there in a while. Camelot (previously mentioned) & Archibolds on K St have reps for good looking ladies. But it's nothing like Atlanta, FLA or Texas as far as contact, etc. Hell, Dayton OH is better! Don't know about Maryland.
The first thing to know is that DC clubs are quite different from most other cities. You get full nudity, but almost no action. The ladies expect moderate tips for dancing on stage and major tips to sit and have a dink with you. That said, the downtown club that has held the best reputation is Camelot on M St. Saturday night will probably be a zoo. Sit upstairs if you can.
Good luck.
DC is terrible when it comes to strip clubs. No lap dances or intimate contact is allowed. Basically you have a bunch of average girls dancing on stage and then walking around to collect tips.
I would just take your client to a high end steakhouse or cigar club ....
http://www.stadiumclubdc.com/
I have heard they market themselves to the higher end market but have never gone because of the previously mentioned no-touching laws and a preference for lower key clubs. Baltimore tends to be where most clubs patrons go.
Don't waste time there. Better off going to Baltimore or if you are stuck in DC Camelot.
I have heard they market themselves to the higher end market but have never gone because of the previously mentioned no-touching laws and a preference for lower key clubs. Baltimore tends to be where most clubs patrons go.
They have better clubs, if you have the time to make the drive.
But many clubs in Balmer I'd pay the girls to put their clothes back on. LOL
Stadium Club is the newest and most attractive physically...and most expensive.
What happened to "Good Guys" on Wisconsin? Is it gone and out of business?
That place used to be the best, imho but I haven't been there in many a year. I cannot believe they are gone but they must be if no one mentioned them. First Titty bar I ever went too as soon as I turned 18.
There was another just across the street, PJs or JPs or something like that?
I have been out of that scene for way, way too many years.
Goodguys is still kicking. Here is the link. Wend there a couple weeks ago.
That place used to be the best, imho but I haven't been there in many a year. I cannot believe they are gone but they must be if no one mentioned them. First Titty bar I ever went too as soon as I turned 18.
There was another just across the street, PJs or JPs or something like that?
I have been out of that scene for way, way too many years.
If I were Good Guys, I would NOT post those chicks on my website. Except for Jasmin... she is smokin.
Good Guys is still in business - just the girls can be a little scary. PJs had a fire and closed.
Good Guys in Georgetown is good
The "High End" criterion is the killer, maybe the Crystal City Restaurant is the closest (but non-nude).
I feel like I'm speaking into the wind, roughly annually, and haven't checked if they're even still open, but if you can go "Low-End", Showcase Theatre in Beltsville (?) has good looking girls, nude on weekends, and topless lap dances.
McDoogal's in Anne Arundel County outside Baltimore (not a bad drive if you're sober-please) has nude lap dances in a not-too-sleazy area where you can see the other girls grinding, and is a little more respectable than Showcase.
Be sure to have the contract and a pen ready when your client comes out of the VIP area (Showcase) or the lap-dance lounge (McDoogals) to sign your contract. Better yet, give the contract to the lady and tip her yourself when she gets it signed !
Showcase Theater is still open... at least a month ago it was. Some girls are really hot and give great lap dances... however, it's the furthest thing from high end. Not sure I'd take a client there.
There is a new place Stadium. I've never been, but it's supposed to be very high end. Not sure about the lap dances.
http://www.stadiumclubdc.com/
If your expecting to get anything more than looking at, but not touching, some great looking girls, DC strip clubs are for you. There are no lap dances and the girls aren't allowed to hang out on the floor. They'll dance on the stage, take your tips and that's it.
Take your strip club money and put it toward a hot provider who will rock your world. No more strip clubs for me -- unless I'm on a civvie date, LOL
Paper Moon in Springfield may be worth a try on a weekend. Some talent comes in from other locations, so there may be some lookers.
They do have lap dances there also.