I am currently at 88, reviews, which means that I will most likely write my 100th review this year. I was thinking that my 100th review should be something very special.

or someone ?

Splurge if necessary .
Perhaps extended time with a top tier lady.
Get a sexy suite at a great hotel
Do a double with Chloe Malinina  and one of her girlfriends.
Have you ever played with 3 hot ladies?

That is, five K-girls on the same day

I had been thinking about getting together with 3 ladies, as that would be a first for me. I would just have to figure out who the 3 should be

Have you done that?

But then he's got the problem of figuring out which will be the 100th review....

Get to the 100 without worrying about anything special and the ask TER to wipe your ID and reviews or cancel and then rejoin under a different name and see if you get get to 100 in 75% of the time it took the first time.

nothing to brag about when you get to your 10th or 100th or 1000th .. years ago a beefy guy did a lot of bragging and next thing you know his pictures were up on some unmentionable  site courtesy of our public servants ..