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What's the funniest thing you've ever read in a review?
Peppermint 713 reads
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The other day I was reading a review and the guy said at the start of his appt he was sitting next to the provider talking and she stroked his leg and he accidentally came right there in his pants. I was just dying reading this.  

Another review a guy was complaining about the session and lack of activity, he mentioned her little dog was trying to hump his leg. In the end, he said the dog was getting more action than him.  

Any other funny ones?

SallyRVA509 reads

That's hilarious.  As much as I love my little dog, there's a time for doggie day care.

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earthshined513 reads

expectations of the session from his laptop.

no doubt the world record for a provider having an orgasm.GET HIM OUTTA HERE! she was probably done in 1 minute.LMAO

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HardCrotch329 reads

In describing her attributes he wrote...

"Her tits are saggy little bags that look like elf hats that were caught in the rain."

Best line ever!

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