: Washington DC Discussion : So, my name is Mr. Peabody and I have a confession to make.

Mr.Peabody 1221 reads

posted 12 years ago

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So, my name is Mr. Peabody and I have a confession to make.

So this past week I'm on the fourth floor and need to use the restroom. I have to note, i really hate it when people from the third floor come up to the fourth floor to use our restroom. I mean, really, you stink up your bathroom so you come upstairs to stink up ours? What is wrong with you people.

So anyway, on my way to lunch (mac and cheese) I pit stop in the restroom. I see a guy from the third floor in one of the stalls - Aha! I'm going to catch this guy in the act stinking up our bathroom. Unfortunately, he isn't doing anything - weird. I wait, and wait, and wait...nothing. Seriously, why would you come into the bathroom and just sit there with your pants down. Visions of a wide stance and Senator Craig come to mind.

I figure, I have time, so I sit down in the stall next to his and open up my tupperware full of mac and cheese. I heated it too hot, and it was steaming hot. So, I stirred it around for a minute or two until it cooled down sufficiently and then had my lunch - I was going to catch this ass using our bathroom and stinking it up. So, I took my time, about ten minutes of stirring and eating my mac and cheese - and nothing! Anyway, I finished my lunch and it was the most delicious mac and cheese ever. I let out a 'whew!" , you know when you eat too much of something delicious. It really was good.

Oh well, shit happens - or in this case, not in the issue of my neighbor in the stall next door.

So, do you think it was a bit disgusting to eat my lunch while sitting on the toilet? I mean our restroom on the fourth floor is spotless, clean, and smells nice.

Oh, if that guy in the stall sitting next to me happens to be on this board, seriously dude, why would you sit there for over ten minutes without anything coming out? Kind of weird. Were you getting off listening to me eat my mac and cheese? I left the restroom, and he stayed. I can only imagine what he was doing in there by himself - who knows how long he was in there before and after me.

-- Modified on 10/5/2013 7:01:06 PM

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posted 12 years ago

2 / 13

So we have two. . .

Johns on the john.

I hope none of you are called John.

woohoo 2 Reviews 507 reads

posted 12 years ago

3 / 13

This is more interesting than the

other thread. Now for a true story: I had a girlfriend way back who amused herself after smoking some of dat reefer stuff by sitting in a bathroom stall next to another occupied stall and making long, loud farting noises with the old mouth-on-arm trick. She cracked herself up recounting that adventure. Very endearing.

ishitunot 11 Reviews 492 reads

posted 12 years ago

4 / 13

I hate f'ing hypocrites, iPhones, and vodka!!!!!

So as I was trying to say before I inadvertently hit some small ass button.....

Thank you DollarMenu and, ha-hum, Mr. Peabody for lightening up my weekend during a very stressful time in my life.

While I'm ranting let me say the hypocrites abound in this arena because I'd been under the assumption that we'd all been here for SEX and SEX comes in various modalities. There's a million stories in this city and a guy jacking in the stall next to you is no different than reading this forum and getting a rise and making an appointment because you can.

Furthermore, an ha-hum could get you quietly killed because who wants to let you and your coworkers know that you just busted me for jacking at work??? Kinda like the people in the room next to you after you made an appointment on here and then got all loud....all's they'd hafta do is dial 0, just sayin. This is a really serious situation for someone who doesn't want to get caught and if you feel the need to call the guy out I hope you have serious defense skills, like Chuck Norris Delta Force shit. Just like if you got busted with a provider. Seems this board gets scared real easy but likes to give advise, no? Just like a bunch of fucking women.

I've jacked at work once, ok twice, because I've found that orgasm is the best stress relief in my life. I wouldn't deny another man the time it takes to get his shit together and move forward. Maybe the dissenters are merely homophobic and don't realize there's a million stories in this city. Arrogance is bliss....

Sofia White See my TER Reviews 388 reads

posted 12 years ago

5 / 13

Lmao! Eom

Posted By: Mr.Peabody

So this past week I'm on the fourth floor and need to use the restroom. I have to note, i really hate it when people from the third floor come up to the fourth floor to use our restroom. I mean, really, you stink up your bathroom so you come upstairs to stink up ours? What is wrong with you people.

So anyway, on my way to lunch (mac and cheese) I pit stop in the restroom. I see a guy from the third floor in one of the stalls - Aha! I'm going to catch this guy in the act stinking up our bathroom. Unfortunately, he isn't doing anything - weird. I wait, and wait, and wait...nothing. Seriously, why would you come into the bathroom and just sit there with your pants down. Visions of a wide stance and Senator Craig come to mind.

I figure, I have time, so I sit down in the stall next to his and open up my tupperware full of mac and cheese. I heated it too hot, and it was steaming hot. So, I stirred it around for a minute or two until it cooled down sufficiently and then had my lunch - I was going to catch this ass using our bathroom and stinking it up. So, I took my time, about ten minutes of stirring and eating my mac and cheese - and nothing! Anyway, I finished my lunch and it was the most delicious mac and cheese ever. I let out a 'whew!" , you know when you eat too much of something delicious. It really was good.

Oh well, shit happens - or in this case, not in the issue of my neighbor in the stall next door.

So, do you think it was a bit disgusting to eat my lunch while sitting on the toilet? I mean our restroom on the fourth floor is spotless, clean, and smells nice.

Oh, if that guy in the stall sitting next to me happens to be on this board, seriously dude, why would you sit there for over ten minutes without anything coming out? Kind of weird. Were you getting off listening to me eat my mac and cheese? I left the restroom, and he stayed. I can only imagine what he was doing in there by himself - who knows how long he was in there before and after me.

-- Modified on 10/5/2013 7:01:06 PM

Jake-dc 104 Reviews 356 reads

posted 12 years ago

6 / 13

Bravo Dear Sir! Lols EOM

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ishitunot 11 Reviews 352 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: Lmao! Eom

Ur admin@sofiawhitedc doesn't work??? Eom

4newbie2 100 Reviews 342 reads

posted 12 years ago

8 / 13

Mac and Cheese rocks... great post Mr. Peabody LMAO (eom)

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Sofia White See my TER Reviews 334 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: Lmao! Eom

Undergoing a few web changes this week so all is down during the move to a new address-email included as it is linked to old domain. I will be updating my TER when all is complete. My clients have an alternate address and for all others, my assistant or myself can be reached via PM here during the maintenance.

Posted By: ishitunot

Ur admin@sofiawhitedc doesn't work??? Eom

petitenicole See my TER Reviews 535 reads

posted 12 years ago

10 / 13

Saw this "quote" and, well......

"Poop humor is fun," she said jokingly. "If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them they can be really, really powerful."

Go, "mac and cheese"!

Sexy Gymnast See my TER Reviews 379 reads

posted 12 years ago

11 / 13

ROTF!

I died laughing..at you eating your 'delicious mac 'n' cheese' haha, maybe he was un able to get anything out..lol constipation? Maybe he doesn't know many people on the 4th floor and so then no one would have to see him stinking up the bathroom that he knows. LOL hehehe

This is hilarious!

3000ma 67 Reviews 372 reads

posted 12 years ago

12 / 13

Hey now...

I was just writing a TER review!

splunge 72 Reviews 356 reads

posted 12 years ago

13 / 13

Not wierd at all

Who doesn't worry about people from other floors using our bathroom and react by eating mac and cheese while on the crapper? That is a perfectly normal reaction, except most people would also hum the Marine Corp Hymn and complain about Azerbaijan.