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Who's the shortest provider
ensis34 27 Reviews 1301 reads
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So who is the shortest provider in the DC area.  Want to try something new and was wondering if there was anyone out there shorter than 5-foot and who can provide a good time!  

Would prefer someone based in DC, but if someone is travelling that'll work too!

Let me caveat:  Short and skinny providers.  Not that I don't love the bigger ladies :)

-- Modified on 4/29/2013 5:02:49 AM

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urlyW:
I think the answer was a bit too "concise" and  "short" on useable information. After all your "little"  humor had me for a "tiny" moment as I went looking for said board.  Of course we know now I had a "microscopic" chance, regardless it still begs the "puny" question of who is the "pocket-sized" queen  provider, of the   "petite, pee-wee" persuasion.

 
* chuckle *

My work here is done.

 
Lee Dreams
"Sine amore, nihil est vita

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SinCitySinner590 reads

and clever play on words..

Well said.. :D

Go Nats...

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KL69069692 reads

One of my faves is 5'1".  I'm looking forward to seeing her soon.  Very huggable, great kisser.

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Posted By: ensis34
So who is the shortest provider in the DC area.  Want to try something new and was wondering if there was anyone out there shorter than 5-foot and who can provide a good time!  
   
 Would prefer someone based in DC, but if someone is travelling that'll work too!  
   
 Let me caveat:  Short and skinny providers.  Not that I don't love the bigger ladies :)

-- Modified on 4/29/2013 5:02:49 AM

I thought that I remember hearing that "Bridget the Midget" (aka Bridget Powerz) - standing 3' 9" - escorted at one time - maybe out at the Nevada brothels on tour?  I know that she did a number of porno movies.

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SinCitySinner772 reads

To this guy...

Everyone with more than 20 reviews was invited..

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iconaclassic670 reads

"We don't gnaw on our kitty...we stroke it and love it"...good advice for all hobbyists lol

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
To this guy...  
   
 Everyone with more than 20 reviews was invited..

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Oldmember839 reads

Well, if you are into MILF's, Lady Greyson is 5 feet zero, and Alisha_1972 (who visits here regularly) is too.  Not sure who might be shorter...

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ensis34634 reads

Thanks for the responses.  

I've decided to contact my local Wal-Mart to see if they had any vertically challenged (a.k.a. midgets) on staff and sure enough, they did.  She works as a greeter though for the life of me I've never seen her in the past.  

Anyways, review incoming.  Thanks for the responses to my inquiry ;)

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