That's quite a subjective term...

Care to give your definition -  

I'd have to skip right past the ladies, and start with the pre-op transsexuals who offer penetration for their male clients...You said freakiest, is that even freaky to the people who participate in such activities?

There was a provider by the name of DC Robin.. A hot and freaky redhead...  

She didn't do the email.. Email was not as widely used at that time as it is now. This is in 2003-2004. You just picked up the phone and called her. If she answered the phone, you might want to run down your local 7-11 and buy some Powerball tickets, because its your luckiest day. Her just answering the phone was rarer than being mauled by an ordinary bear and a polar bear on the same day.  

The sex she had with you was off the charts..She was crazy and sensual at the same time.. She was wild and sweet at the same time....I just can't describe in words what a hot fuck this chic was...

After making me call for over nine months, and you couldn't leave messages half the time as the mailbox was full, she finally answered her phone one day..Then she made me wait outside her DC incall another 45 min before she let me in.. She was "running late".. That's what she told me.. Probably fucking another John.. lol..

That was the most expensive sex I've ever paid for.. Although I only paid $250.00

Here is her link

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=125557