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There is nothing funnier than a sexy woman farting.  I remember walking behind a hottie many, many years ago.  She farted.  As she turned around to see if anyone heard, my eyes met hers, and I had a grin from ear-to-ear.  She smiled back, and I had a great night that night.

IknowSolo2116 reads

Was with a provider, she is on her knees doing what she does best and I am just loving life and then I hear this HUGE FART, I mean by beer buddies don't far that loud and then the smell of a dead cat so to say. Needless to say that killed the mood and I could not help it but start to laugh and so did she.

Has this every happened to you?

(By the way I did write a review about it (in Queue) and did put it in my review as review requires juicy details, this one was Juicy and Smelly Details :-) )

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Foggarty739 reads

Regardless of the situation I don't find that is would disuade me from seeing the lady in question! In fact... if she thought it was funny then I would be more inclined to see her since she would likely be allot fun... personality wise!


Like yousaid... everybody does it.... might as well find humor in it!

Fog

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TrulyMsMocha678 reads

you'd be surprised what things put in reviews no matter how silly they may seem can stop someone from seeing a girl....i'm just saying.

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I<3HotChicksFatrts1230 reads

Whenever a hot chick farts I inhale all of it and hold it in my lungs.

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FunnyFunnyFunny1346 reads

It seems you both got a good laugh out of it.  I'm sure your review will reflect that you both thought it was funny.

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Ready4Fun2006674 reads

There is nothing funnier than a sexy woman farting.  I remember walking behind a hottie many, many years ago.  She farted.  As she turned around to see if anyone heard, my eyes met hers, and I had a grin from ear-to-ear.  She smiled back, and I had a great night that night.

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MarkusKetterman942 reads

Especially when she is squeezing me with that special rhythm...

though it can be taken either way, I suppose, when dining....

Nonetheless It does not deter :-D

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jb007va873 reads

I would agree. The first time it happened to me I was caught off guard, but it all seemed natural when explained.

Posted By: GoodTimingMan
Especially when she is squeezing me with that special rhythm...

though it can be taken either way, I suppose, when dining....

Nonetheless It does not deter :-D

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Posted By: IknowSolo
Was with a provider, she is on her knees doing what she does best and I am just loving life and then I hear this HUGE FART, I mean by beer buddies don't far that loud and then the smell of a dead cat so to say. Needless to say that killed the mood and I could not help it but start to laugh and so did she.

Has this every happened to you?

(By the way I did write a review about it (in Queue) and did put it in my review as review requires juicy details, this one was Juicy and Smelly Details :-) )

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TrulyMsMocha801 reads

I'm sure it was gross but seriously though i've never done it in an appt  come on...we're not machines...it happens....sucks but you had to put it in the review? oh no

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Sidney Starr831 reads

I just think this guy doesn't get it and that he's really pleased with himself. I would of had more respect for her and left it our little secret. Yes it's funny to some but to another lady it might be embarrassing. I am sure she wouldn't want to be further embarrassed by having it written about like today's hot topic lol. Yes he said she laughed BUT I am sure she doesn't see the humor in having it mentioned in her review. It's not that funny and it's not that juicy of a detail to br reviewed in the 1st place.

Guess some people have no descretion and others just don't have a clue.

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IknowSolo1052 reads

No clue as what he was getting into ;-), but I must say he had discretion to write a decent review, if that was me, there would be a whole lot more detail in that review!

Now I understand what you mean with this post!

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808transplant997 reads

I seriously hope that you are not middle aged dude who never outgrew your fraternity days. You know those days where it was cool to burp, fart and act like a total asshole/bafoon just because you needed attention from girls. Only John Belushi could pull that off and get everyone to laugh.

Just looking objectively here. I think she did it on purpose just to get you to leave. Good for her. I hope you got a good lung full and got to enjoy linger the entire way home.

As stated above. Making a thread about this and putting it in the review is completely classless and says way more about you than her.

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Ready4Fun2006491 reads

while funny to talk about (like in this post), it should be kept private.

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areyoukiddingme1067 reads

idiots like yourself.

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historian051060 reads

yeah, I think you're under the age of 25?  This is something that shouldn't be in reviews.  Thank her for the extra and leave a big tip.  I wish I could hear some of the sexy girls fart.  Once in a while I get someone who will pee in front of me which is OK.

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