Wow LE, that's MORE than enough to remind me how DAMN glad I am that I live alone. Just invite the gang over for some surround sound digital theatre or the game every once in a while. Sleep till I want. Clean up where and when I want. No bitching. No roommates. Life just doesn't get any FINER.
Notice I meet and take the ladies ELSEWHERE. Too much trouble to clean the joint up to THEIR satisfaction....
Why is it so hard to get GFE. I did have it twice with Ashana and Egpyt but that's all. I like to spread the wealth does anyone know of anyother providers that give GFE.
Better know as the Bored Hooker Experience! That's what I had last week in LA.
I've had 3 BHEs so far in a couple years, I think the formula to avoid them is to stick strictly to well reviewed ladies on TER and Other Places. As they say in Apocalypse Now, "Never get out of the boat!"
...GFE isn't hard to find at all. GFE is not a standard offering on the girls from CL.
Something to consider, do you act like a BFE? And I don't mean do you cum, smack her on the ass and tell her to get you a beer? What I mean is, do you treat them decently like they are respectable human beings?
Better yet, do you fuck like a boyfriend or a john? A lot of guys say they want a GFE but in reality, they spend more time watching the clock then the girl they're with. My idea of GFE is for the experience to have a natural flow. Not to stop CG 10 seconds before she cums, because you only do CG for a maximum 4 minutes, and then have to switch to doggie for 7 minutes, then go for the finish. A lot of the guys out there who talk about GFE or a lack thereof do shit like that. Are you one of these guys?
Like I said, if you want a good GFE, you should treat her like one, and you should act like a BFE.
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