I run this show around here.lol Ok for real, I would tell her it was fraudulent charge and you are glad she brought it to your attention. I would then start paying TER by money order. Hate wives that snoop..
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U shouldn't be married in the first place. What a rotten attitude.
. . . if that someone is your SO, then you should've known better.
If you told your wife "none of her business". Someone made a mistake on your credit card and it wasn't you.
. . . was celibate for the last 6.
being a monk..lol I felt your pain but I like to fuck also. Either rosey palm or fucking a nice sweet young thing..Pick your poison..lol
That's what they all say... LOL
easy, do everything online. ask the credit card company NOT to send you any paper statement. Just make sure NO ONE have your password.
That way, I could write enough reviews to get a free membership.
Prepaid credit cards are the best way to pay for escort sites membership and other x-rated expenses, like signing up for your internet porn source.
They are sold everywhere, supermarkets and pharmacies. The ones by Green Dot Financial are great.
Just make sure you sign up for the card with the option to make online purchases, and put your business address for "billing" (no bills, just for their records) and make sure the card is delivered to your work address too, overnight by UPS.
Is cheap, monthly maintenance fees are about 5 bucks, and you just need to recharge periodically, with enough money to cover your expenses.
No bills, you can control your spending online, on their secured website.
When you recharge, it shows right away on your account as credit.
Using your personal credit card for naughty expenses is very risky, your SO will find out sooner or later.
Here is the link:
www.greendotonline.com
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This is THE voice of wisdom, guys (and women). Pay attention to SNJ and your life will be easier. Remember the old corporate motto---think; no, SCHEME!!!!!
Myb advice: tell her the truth, that you are working undercover for the CIA, NSA, FBI, NRA, and AARP. And that this is all part of your cover, running covert ops. with late night meetings in hotels. And that you are doing it FOR HER, for HER security, and for your country. And that you never shared this with her because of concerns for her safety, but now that she knows you've never felt closer to her, never been more intimate with ANYONE. Then fuck her brains out before heading out to meet your 'covert' runner.
As a reasonable alternative, you could simply do what I do: Tell her you were shopping for a present for her, and let HER choose the morsel to be enjoyed that weekend.
Either way, I'm not seeing the conflict here.
-- Deep 'just not getting it' Heat
Great idea if you want a suicide pill!! Just take one, it will be faster. Or, if you insist on following this advice simply call your divorce attorney. just before your great "confession". By the way, try a Priest for confessions. It all stops between you, him and God.
And they are telling me I'm going to have to do 'hard' time!!
-- Deep 'its all good' Heat
...you'll just hurt her if you do. And if she wants to stay with you, you need to give her a plausible excuse.
Have the credit card statement go to a PO mailbox. Pay the bill and then shread the paper work. Never take the bill home. Same with the hotel bills and hotel VIP statements.
There are other things to do also, can't disclose them in a public forum. The providers that I have been with are surprised what guys have to do be on the safe side.
Since you received so many thoughtful.....NOT!!
Incorporate it into you business life. If you are an attorney, tell her you were doing research on a clients situation. This would also work for an accountant. You could also say that a friend or business associate has got into a situation woth his SO, and you were curious as to what he was talking about.
Syd
thanks for all your help, but i do need specific answers. Betty, I will take your advice for the future. But the lady will know soon about the charges and she isn't stupid. Any other lies, suggestions?
thanks
1) Try a half-truth. Say that you accidentally ran across the site and although you would never ever *EVER* actually patronize one of these ladies, it appealed to your prurient interests and provided many hours of jackoff material.
2) deny deny deny. Tell her that you are shocked, yes, SHOCKED at such a site. Challenge the amount with the CC company. In the meantime, explain the situation to TER, ask them to remove the charges, and overnight a certified check to them (or switch the charge to one of Betty's pre-paid cards.) Either way, cheaper than a lawyer! LOL
Tell her it's cheaper than Penthouse forum, and has new material more frequently.
[I have no SO, so anyone actually taking my advice gets what they deserve]
Tell her the charges are not your. I had a charge that would show up once a month for a year on my CC before I decided to check it out. It happens man, just don't lose your cool. Diamonds also work as a bribe, so bring out the old checkbook buddy..lol
