A SPANKING??  Who said spanking?  Well, actually I was PROMISED one later today by a certain provider.... It is in return for something in my review of her, which she said she didn't "like".  Actually, I LIKED it....

 Can't expire soon?  Maybe NOT, the way these women have been turning back my functional CLOCK.  Doin' stuff I haven't done for almost TWO DECADES.

 So why do you mention all this CJ?  Are you planning on giving me some reason to want to stay around for a while???