And yes, I have plenty, but curious about one in particular.The reviewer is so ambiguous and with such little to say, seems as though he is taking out his lack of performance on me.  He even takes time to point out my bathroom as a place he would have lived in college.

Seemed like the guy was into you and liked what he saw. About the bathroom remark, sounded like a compliment to me. Only draw was he wished he could have banged you longer, but he wasn't blaming you for that. I know there are times when I wish that I could go longer with a hot babe, but hey, sometimes a good half hour of intense joy with a sexy woman is all I can take. My only complaint about myself is that I don't have a photographic memory to keep all these adventures with you ladies in super detail for later enjoyment. Maybe in the next life, that will be fixed.

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I think that since this was his first review, he may not have really know what to write.  

collectively speak for themselves.  No worries over that one review who's writer may be new to the process.

Given it was his first review, he just did not know what to write. IMO, I think it was a nice review.  The reviewer has been active on the boards. With that being said, he I'm sure has seen many post about inflated reviews, new hobbyist reviews not being accepted for various reason, etc. I think he kept the review short, sweet and safe with the scores to get the review accepted by TER.

It's hard to know what to write, even as an established reviewer, and as a new reviewer, he probably just opted to keep it short and sweet, to be on the safe side

I agree with Angelina.  Review is very ambiguous  and kind matches his lack of performance issues. Not sure of this reviewers age etc but maybe he cant do a second cup. Who knows??  I get the impression he was posting this review to meet the criteria for free access or maybe he had some other motive in mind.

Cannot make everyone happy, even though we try. Most of us do anyway. You are well reviewed and well respected in this community that reviews like that do not even put a dent in your reputation. Some people will always find something to groan about, others will never be satisfied and some people will reflect their misery onto others. What can you do? Just do YOU and have fun and they will come.  

and when I say reviews like that, I mean reviews that YOU do not find okay to your liking. I did not actually read it and I am talking in general.

because I don't think so.

He said lots of nice things.  Don't take it personal sweetie!  I think from what I read he had a bad case of the nerves.

It doesn't read like he's taking his performance issues out on you. He seemed very happy with you....could I be missing something? Maybe disappointed in himself but not you (and again getting nothing reading like he took his issues with himself out on you). He even called you friendly and accomodating and said he'd repeat. Sounds like 2 thumbs up to me.

He wrote that he was too jazzed up and couldn't control himself so he came in 30 minutes. It seems to me he was blaming himself. He never mentioned if he asked for or if you offered a second cup. He definitely didn't say you rushed him out so I don't see what the problem is. The bathroom comment is a bit cryptic so we don't know what it really means. I would say if this is the worst review you ever get, you have done a great job satisfying your clients. Chill out

And certainly not the end of the world!  My point was, you are always afforded your time and yes, a second cup!  I may be an escort but try to be fair, accommodating and respectful of your time and your money.  And the point about the bathroom and college just irked me.  I equate college with dirty and messy.  I know I am not everybody's cup of tea but try and be more then a mediocre hooker!  Lol!  And that is how it comes across!  

I think he meant that the bathroom was big. As in, "it's as big as one of my first apartments." I don't recall your bathroom being HUGE, but it was a decent size if I remember correctly and could be as big as a small college dorm room...  

.....(he didn't mention either) he literally said you were accomodating and friendly ...... you agree the review is not bad so is the major problem the bathroom then? Because everything else he said sounded pretty great. The review overall isn't the least bit ambiguous.

...I'm not sure what you're point is.

...the same as what it means to someone else. I took everything about that review to be positive.

I would say, as many others have, that is a good review.  I take the bathroom comment as a compliment - as in a small, but not too small, well-equipped space that one could afford just after leaving college.  He likes your personality, your breasts, says you followed his request to go slow, accommodated his schedule, and said he would repeat.  His only displeasure is with himself for cumming too soon.  Looking at your pictures and other reviews, I think I understand why

That's a good review.

If I were him, I would not try to explain myself

Maybe he can reply to Angelina privately.

Saw nothing wrong with it, pretty clear IMHO.  He had a good visit, provider was so good that he couldn't hold it anymore, happens.  Didn't see anything wrong with the bathroom comment, but I believe women are pretty 'bathroom aware'.  As the joke goes, a guy's roommate was cleaning the bathroom and asked "Why are you cleaning the bathroom, are we moving?".  I don't think the guy was commenting on DDD as a person or her habits, just that it was a small bathroom in an apartment, but comfortable.