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Re:Many already pay taxes.
asiansport 1822 reads
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I'm not saying providers are tax cheats.  However, the reality is, because prostitution is illegal, they cannot report most (if any) of their income as a prostitute.  Even the corporations have to hide their occupation identity so it doesn't draw the attantion of LE; therefore, they can't report all income.

Of course, life and finances would be much simpler for everyone if prostitution were legalized, but unfortunately we live in a society where sex is taboo.

I've never been one to tell jokes but here it goes....

Penis Tax

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male
penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is
hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%
of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in the
hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both
nuts.

Effective January 1, 2006, your penis will be taxed
according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10-12" Luxury Tax $30.00
8-10" Pole Tax $25.00
5-8" Privilege Tax $15.00
4-5" Nuisance Tax $3.00

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone
fewer than 4 inches is eligible for a refund.

PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!!!


IRS NOTE: We are still waiting for answers for the following
questions:

Are there penalties for early withdrawals?

What if one's penis is self-employed?

Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?


That was great. I can't wait to read the followup on taxing assholes.

Now I know how I was able to afford to hobby...and why I shouldn't have....

asiansport1841 reads

Actually, it would make sense to legalize prostitution.  Money the prostitutes make would be taxed, and police and communities will generate revenue.  Plus, overstressed, underpaid police officers can free up their time going for real and dangerous criminals.

Too bad people don't even consider listening to reason nowadays.

MrATM2930 reads

How can you assume that providers don't pay taxes ? Many have corporations set up and they pay taxes such as the payroll tax. How do you think they can make such large bank deposits and accept credit cards ?

asiansport1823 reads

I'm not saying providers are tax cheats.  However, the reality is, because prostitution is illegal, they cannot report most (if any) of their income as a prostitute.  Even the corporations have to hide their occupation identity so it doesn't draw the attantion of LE; therefore, they can't report all income.

Of course, life and finances would be much simpler for everyone if prostitution were legalized, but unfortunately we live in a society where sex is taboo.

MrATM4959 reads

I had one who requested that I write a check to her business. I decided not to see here again because a check can be traced.

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