Great going, Elle.  I'll be glad to tie... err, hold your wrists back whenever.  

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I loved her response. It does bring up an interesting dilemna. Usually after a bad review the lady tries to get it removed if it was a lie or she refutes it on her hometown or national msg board.  Her response technically should not be a review and some boards would be freaking out over a lady taking this approach, but really how else can she defend herself?  This tactic however illustrates exactly why Elle is not your average girl.  Her "review" will be there for everyone who checks reviews, unlike the msg board response that eventually gets buried.  There's probably some cynic in me but I really got a kick out of it. I "read" a very intelligent "fuck you."
"I think Mr. fhfhfhfhfh5's review does indicate the type of client I'll click with more than any of the positive reviews. So do heed his warnings."  ...  If you can't carry a conversation then you shouldn't spend time with me. The movie character Elle Woods may be more to your liking.
AND
"If you need help showering, can you please not call me?" ...
I prefer MEN not boys, if your thing is to take a shower then open your damn mouth and tell me you wanna do it in the shower! Don't whine about it afterwards.

Like I said maybe I'm a cynic and should put words in her mouth but I sure like my version of the story!!  So anyway I have to confess that I'm the bastard who started this Mary Lou Retton complex.  While our meeting was beyond belief and truly the best ever I only gave her 9s and have regretted it ever since.  Though apparently my review was solid because I get PMed by guys everyday!  
Cheers to Elle-

Elle is a lovely woman, who is witty and bright and most certainly the true beauty we all know her to be. Elle giving herself a review, was truly the only way to really defend her character. She has perfect reviews, she has a right to defend her own reputation. Especially becuase she is a cut above the rest in many ways. Not to offend anyone else, but some providers have that special something and she most definatly does.

I admire her as another provider and personally as a woman.

Unfortunatley, there is another girl who has the same name that is not the same Type of provider.
Do NOT confuse them, they are TOTALLY different women. The OTHER ELLE, not to be confused by our Original and lovely ELLE. This other girl has many tatoo's. The most obvious a tatoo of a large unk on her chest above her right breast, as well as several other tatoos .She also used to go by the name of "Audrey" ,"Blue eyed Audrey".

Our FIRST ELLE, does NOT have ANY tatoo's her skin is flawless and UNMARKED.

Do not confuse the two, Or you will miss out on a truly amazing expierance with the One and Only First Elle.

My best to you Elle.
Ciao bella,
Scarlett