Always curious about how guys pick their board handles & why ladies choose the name they go by. It really can tell alot about a person. I'm so looking forward to the responses. I'll start....

In late June 2013, I was watching Wimbledon and Britain's Laura Robson, so I decided to use the name Laura. I don't think  she would be flattered to hear she inspired my stage name.  

Nats Fan is the explanation of sorts.....So people don't mistaken me for someone having Curly hair or make stupid references to The Three Stooges.  

But both were taken...I figured that something iconic is also classic, and combined the two

My moms side of the family is Swedish and I look more like her then my dad (German /Romanian) so I've always embraced my Swedish heritage more... Plus I've been told my eyes are one of my best features....

Mine's a pun, sorta - I used to throw the discus in college (figured if I was going to compete in intercollegiate sports it was only going to be in a really obscure one). Then later I used to have a computer disk manufacturing company, and there's the old vaudeville act where a guy spins a bunch of plates at the ends of sticks, so, you know, I have layers.

When I decided to start weekly posts, I wanted a name that would strike fear in the hearts of all the bait and switch girls, and the scammers. ( OK not really, since most would have no idea what the name really means).

My email is Uomo.calvo, it's Italian for bald man. That's me, italian with a cleanly shaven head.

.....look around at items in the room and put something together type of thing.  I wanted something that was brown and delicious like myself lol. I thought Mahogany meh no, Chocolate that's stupid and then here's this delicious Mocha flavored Starbucks drink and I though hmmmm yeah this'll do . I wanted to change it a few months into escorting but.....*shrugs* never did.

Mine is incredibly simple, there is no story.

00Gauge PrinceAlbert Piercing.... my motto is that I always give a chick a ring before I fuck her

fucking A
fucking B
fucking C
fucking D...

Some providers have thought me to be a dentist, could not be further from the truth. I love oral, especially giving, b for my initial and 50 for when I started hobbying.

... my former employment in the sea services and the fact that the sea is somewhat of my mistress.  The serpent part really didn't require much imagination and I was really tired when I was trying to think up this shit.  
Actually sea snakes or serpents have a tendency to find their way into a person's pants when they are swimming, so I thought there was a very small modicum of cleaverness to that.  Also, sea serpent being somewhat mythical, which described my sex life at that time.  

For those you who dont know, the area code for Hawaii is 808. Having lived here for almost my entire existance I guess I am a Marylander now but a Hawaiian at heart. The spirit of aloha never left me and I do go back at least twice a year despite not having any family or or owning property there anymore.  

The Lone Ranger.  He loved jazz

and Curly-I'm also a Nats fan!!!

... but where you can also get in a heap of trouble if you screw around with the wrong lady

I'd lived in Germany on and off as a child. I speak German semi fluently. I didn't want to come up with something to stupid or something perverted.  I loved living in Europe. I'm crazy about traveling. I moved to Germany the last time in 2000 and lived there for 11 years.

...where Madeline Kahn offers Cleavon Little "another schnitzengruben" after a night of hot sex, is classic!

Need I say more?  lol

I totally agree about the original... sadly, the remake was not quite the same for me... ok, Rene Russo is definitely hot!  And now I'm about to google image search Tamsen Fadal    

My name reminds me daily why I am doing this.

xray has to do with a line of work I used to do
84 was a year I got an advanced degree in that field. Yah, dates me a bit..