You are going to get some woman/provider who will think to herself Easy Money! Then you will go on and either get burned or have some other kind of waxing mishap occur. This is one of those times you need to see a real professional and have it done right. A woman who does it for a living and knows what she is doing.  

  I knew a woman who used to shave her boyfriend ffrom head to toe and she came to HATE it. No it wasn't me. Lol