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Re:April Fools Day SUCKS!
Ponzone 39 Reviews 2501 reads
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Well first, I'm setting up a temporary MASH unit for your "medical needs".  You'll be the only patient.  Have the medic unit bring you right up after work!  

Second, I have all sorts of medical scripts I slipped in my pocket from various doctors offices.  Then my friends at the CDC could sneak me some official stationery.  Then we could work up a phoney cover letter.  My handwriting is illegible, so we could make sure that a couple of those scripts go to your sister under that "cover letter" from the CDC.

When your sister figures out that you're in a "hospital" in Baltimore with all sorts of prognoses that the CDC is concerned about, they'll be carting HER off to a REAL hospital!

-- Modified on 4/1/2005 2:08:08 PM

envirogirl2649 reads

OMG for you guys who know me, you know how paranoid I can be...Well my familiy and especially my mean ass sisters know that as well, so the joke was on me today! My sister sent me an email today telling me that my DAD found out I was escorting! Holy shit I told her.....I started to panic and almost went and deleted my website for the 500th time:) My stomach dropped to the floor and I felt like I was seriously going to have a heart attack! With in minutes of that email, I was already debating whether or not I should call him and explain! Then she emailed me back with APRIL FOOLS DAY! What a relief, believe me, I sent her back a response with a few choice words, that I will not say on this board, but I was pissed.....I need a way to get her back....Any ideas?

It has to be a good one!  

Charlie Jean

P.S Any ideas on how to calm my nerves, I think I am seriously going to have to go to the hospital....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-- Modified on 4/1/2005 11:59:38 AM

Related Link: What a day!

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Smarty11013333 reads

That was mean as hell. Kinda like waiting for ever to have the moderator unmoderate me. You may not get this message for two days, but let me think on it. Meanwhile, please don't send you father the link that was included in your post. I have 5 daughters and would probably try to figure, where the heck I failed. Gotch your PM today also. Thanks

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RCProNo12449 reads

keep up the whining and you may never get unmoderated.....

and it took all of 14 minutes and 8 seconds to get approved - but who is counting?

-- Modified on 4/1/2005 12:34:43 PM

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LNQRbigdaddy2256 reads

Smarty; not a smart move buddy..You don't piss off the moderator..

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Smarty11012386 reads

Smarty made a not so smart comment. I got caught up in the laughter of the April Fools trick on CJ. Sent PM to mod and apologized last night. Hopefully no punishment is doled out.

What happen was on other board (the bad one), it was taking 2 full days for posts. So after a request it was taking longer instead of short. Laughable in way. Page 2 on this board commented on what a great board it is.

You want BAD go to Vegas and put your bets down on the thread of the idiot wanting to take wagers on the Pope's demise. Please. I guess if you know the spread, you might make out.

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LNQRbigdaddy2632 reads

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Smarty11013368 reads

How's this for speed? and "You've Got Mail"

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LegMan4Love3117 reads

have a drink :)

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silverdollar2648 reads

Have a gentlman friend call her saying he's from the Center for Disease Control. I'm sure you can  fill in the rest.

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Ponzone2502 reads

Well first, I'm setting up a temporary MASH unit for your "medical needs".  You'll be the only patient.  Have the medic unit bring you right up after work!  

Second, I have all sorts of medical scripts I slipped in my pocket from various doctors offices.  Then my friends at the CDC could sneak me some official stationery.  Then we could work up a phoney cover letter.  My handwriting is illegible, so we could make sure that a couple of those scripts go to your sister under that "cover letter" from the CDC.

When your sister figures out that you're in a "hospital" in Baltimore with all sorts of prognoses that the CDC is concerned about, they'll be carting HER off to a REAL hospital!

-- Modified on 4/1/2005 2:08:08 PM

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Derringer2430 reads

Hey CJ,

I have a suggestion on what can help you calm down.  *GREAT SEX*!  Preferably with me. ;-)  

I have found that good hour or so of fantastic, steamy, all out sex always relaxes the mind -- and if it's done right, the body too.  

This time (for a change), you should be the one who receives for the entire hour.  And as you know, that's where my tongue comes in....

Sorry, don't know off-hand what to do to your sister.  But I'm thinking on it.

I hope the rest of your day went well.  Talk to you soon.....

D.

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gggnnn3155 reads

Hi Cj,
I have a idea on how to get her back.Why don't you make a dummy page to look like your homepage here and put her pic on it.Then print it and show her what you found on the web.Ask her who would your father believe then..just a thoght.Have a great day..

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Lex Luethor3014 reads

...but nobody's seen him since April 2, 1989.

[shrug]

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