you just never know who you might be able to help out,

Well at least she was not asking for help with a weed wacker! Thanks Cecilia

I could have chewed though that chain!!!

Tee Hee!  I bet you would give it one heck of a try anyway!  

a multi-hour date, but when I'm on a mission, I'm pretty persistent.

This is so apropos...

I received a phone call from a former client who wanted advise on buying a chastity belt for his current GF. A while back in one of my newsletters I talked about the fun they can be when combined with a wireless vibrator and restaurants.

After helping him buy just the right one, ordering the wireless remote vibrator, presenting it to her as a gift (she's kinky) and her wearing it to dinner and being teased all night....

They loose the key! She's simmering in her own juices and there is nothing they can do.

*sigh*

Man talk about bad luck.

Oh, she did get out of it 4 hours later I had to send an associate with some special equipment to remove it.

Thanks "C" for the post.


Lee Dreams

LMAO
was it a pair of bolt cutters?
and I am familiar with that remote thingy, lol

but I'm not going to say any more about that, or her deep fascination with power tools. Nope. I'd never mention that.

GASP!! you promised not to tell anyone!!

( ooops)

What I call Hard-Wear.



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would you happen to know who Bob the Builder is? LOL

I know who he is for a good reason.

...wanted me to carry these mongo sized bags of birdseed for her!  lol

Return the favor and hold your seed-bag?



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2010 = 28

The DJ acted as if he had, ummm, issues and was calling in to buy remote controlled vibrating panties for his mother. The poor girl on the other end of the phone was done for...

Or did the squirrels steal the nuts away from the bird?