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Here is my definition of a high end escort. WARNING. Do not click here if you are easily offended.
LOL_FUNNY_GUY 1131 reads
posted
1 / 12

A wife.
LOL

True Story.
I have several friends and sadly some family who are currently married but they hate their current situations and they desperately want out but they cant because a divorce would devastate them financially to a point where life would no longer be worth living.
So they keep pushing along for the sake of their kids and quite honestly for themselves too.

At this point, to them, even a $3,000+ an hour escort is a better bargain.

Last year, I met someone through my work whose wife spent their entire line of credit "going out shopping buying shit" and they lost their house. I asked him how she much she spent and he said "80k in less than 2 years"

Then he started crying right in front of me.
I was at a loss for words and truly did not know what to say to him to cheer him up.

:(

itsjustanalias 622 reads
posted
2 / 12

George Bernard Shaw once wrote that "marriage is nothing other than legalized prostitution."

skinsfan2005 4 Reviews 447 reads
posted
3 / 12

Who is this lady ?
Does she have any reviews
I would See here for $$$

LOL_FUNNY_GUY 398 reads
posted
4 / 12

Posted By: itsjustanalias
George Bernard Shaw once wrote that "marriage is nothing other than legalized prostitution."
I agree.
It is.

If I ever get married I will wait until I am in my 50s and I will only marry a woman from an impoverished Eastern European or South American country. A woman from one of these countries will be content with running water and electricity inside a modest home and nothing else. Of course I will sign a prenup as well. In this day and age you just have to.

Before anybody here starts ranting against me, I have strong family ties on both continents. I am very familiar with both regions.

LOL_FUNNY_GUY 359 reads
posted
5 / 12

LOL
Just some random picture I found on the internet.
GO SKINS!

Posted By: skinsfan2005
Who is this lady ?
Does she have any reviews
I would See here for $$$

NewbutWise 327 reads
posted
6 / 12


Go Ravens!

Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
LOL
Just some random picture I found on the internet.
GO SKINS!
Posted By: skinsfan2005
Who is this lady ?
Does she have any reviews
I would See here for $$$

ishitunot 11 Reviews 323 reads
posted
7 / 12

I'd think our providers are getting paid because wives and girlfriends only provide an earful when YOU feel like getting laid.

Diveforfun 133 Reviews 318 reads
posted
8 / 12

Posted By: itsjustanalias
George Bernard Shaw once wrote that "marriage is nothing other than legalized prostitution."
With one big difference, prostitutes give out when asked, the 'marriage' one doesn't - just keeps taking ;(

LOL_FUNNY_GUY 291 reads
posted
9 / 12

LOL

Posted By: Diveforfun
Posted By: itsjustanalias
George Bernard Shaw once wrote that "marriage is nothing other than legalized prostitution."
With one big difference, prostitutes give out when asked, the 'marriage' one doesn't - just keeps taking ;(

LOL_FUNNY_GUY 304 reads
posted
10 / 12

LOL

Posted By: ishitunot
I'd think our providers are getting paid because wives and girlfriends only provide an earful when YOU feel like getting laid.

LOL_FUNNY_GUY 261 reads
posted
11 / 12

LOL

SKINS 4 LIFE!!!!!

Posted By: NewbutWise

Go Ravens!
Posted By: LOL_FUNNY_GUY
LOL
Just some random picture I found on the internet.
GO SKINS!
Posted By: skinsfan2005
Who is this lady ?
Does she have any reviews
I would See here for $$$

UD 61 Reviews 286 reads
posted
12 / 12

They also leave when you are finished.

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