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marowl 937 reads
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Why play games when you wouldnt want games played on you?

ShortyCock1531 reads

Here is how you scare your provider

1. Take one of these boxes with you on your date that includes Greek and as the date starts when you place the envelope, place it on the table and say, I hope you don't mind bringing my own, almost no one carries these as it is not for common hobbiest, and to be honest with you, these are even too tight and uncomfortable for me as I go for hours and need to keep changing them often.

2. make sure you don't take your cock out just yet.. and if it is hard and she feels it by touching your pants, say.. he is soft now, lets kiss a little and play around until he gets harder

3. During the kissing and all, tell her that you got a medical condition and can't really cum but can stay hard for hours, it is a side effect of the Viagra you take.

trust me, it is fun, specially when finally you take your little dick out.. I have tried it a few times and it is a great icebreaker

Note: don't take the box home with you by accident as you would have to explain to SO when she finds it and says WTF?



Related Link: Box Of Fun!

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drewcj725 reads

Are you retarded? Or is English not your first language and you haven't mastered the language and culture here? It's obvious you can't annunciate your thoughts well, type and spell check all-inclusive.

 Drunk retard.

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BC-FredEthel720 reads

Assuming you did write it, you seem to have the same issues, lol. And seeing a provider with consistently lousy reviews, now who is retarded?

Not saying the original post is much better, but who are you to be so critical?



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ExoticAdventure269 reads

I think the word you want is "enunciate" rather than "annunicate" since the former refers to articulation of thought and the latter refers to announcing som proposition (no pun intended in ths context).  As far as your reference to having mastered the English language is concerned, the maxim about homo sapiens who reside in glass domiciles springs readily to mind.

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splunge422 reads

You could also scare her by showing her this post. I'd advise you to give her this link during the screening process so she can make an informed decision as to whether she'd like to see you.

-- Modified on 8/8/2010 7:33:08 PM

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marowl938 reads

Why play games when you wouldnt want games played on you?

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